Mary Carey Reveals Gubernatorial Platform

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[StopDemocratsDotCom]

The most important issue facing California right now is our $38 billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just some of them:

1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.

2. Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally discourage the use of implants!)

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy.

4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit. Californians will get to see their government in action - literally! (Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of Californians.)

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!

[StopDemocratsDotCom]

This is too funny to pass up...lol

[rockprof]

3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate our economy

This will stimulate something, but I don't think it's the economy!

[KevinDavis]

7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving on lengthy juries.

This is the only good idea from her.

[dirtboy]

Note: I am all-natural

If she's all-natural, then Arnold is a religious conservative...

[talleyman]

Ah, she's a supply-sider! Go, Mary, go!

[dirtboy]

As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors will be a great help to California when it comes to such things as negotiating rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.

Well, it would sure make the negotiating sessions interesting.

[Mr. Bird]

I must say, I thought that was an uncharacteristic flash of good sense on her part.

[Hatteras]

Where are the pics?

[blau993]

Mary Carey's got a platform, but this ain't them.

[martin_fierro]

Her "gubernatorial platform" is more like a gubernatorial rack.

[StopDemocratsDotCom]

this is her campaign picture:

[TC Rider]

Henceforth, Sacremento lobbyists will be known as fluffers.

5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.

She lost me here. Like California needs a bunched of sexed up gang bangers and women with no means of defense.

[StopDemocratsDotCom]

Mary Campaining:

[Hatteras]

Hey, c'mon Californians, give it a shot! What could happen?

[Redcloak]

On a side note, Gary Coleman took a pro-2nd Amendment position on gun control laws. While saying that some gun laws are necessary, Coleman said that these gun laws shouldn't disarm law abiding citizens.

[It's me]

It seems like it would be an article from the Onion.

[Redcloak]

She's certainly... um... patriotic.

[PISANO]

Talk about THINKING outside the BOX (no pun)........I think we need her on our war on terrorism!!

[clintonh8r]

So far she has more ideas than the RINO....

[BrookdalePark]

Ms. Carey's platform makes far more sense than anything Mr. Davis has offered. In fact, her proposal to link unemployment payments and jury duty is worth some serious scrutiny.

Maybe she deserves consideration for a job in the State Dept. She might be very persuasive in dealing with, if you'll pardon the redundancy, foreign diplomats and terrorist leaders.