WARNING: If you tend toward posterior constriction or other puritanical proclivities, do not let your eyes stray below this line.Our society worships youth — the appearance of youth rather than the innocence and inexperience of youth. If the external is so important, where does that leave folks bypassed by the fairy of beauty? Unfortunately, youth and beauty do not always walk hand-in-hand. But if we are willing to invest our hearts, minds, and bodies, the Fountain of Youth is accessible to all. History offers countless stories of expeditions seeking the physical location of the Fountain of Youth. Since such searches...