Much is being made about Sarah Palin’s rock star-like contract demands, as documented in a copy of her contract, which California students conveniently found in a dumpster. Since mindless, gullible Obamabot-like Palinbot’s turned this clueless vessel into a big star, I can’t begrudge her demands for First-Class airfare and unopened bottles of water. Who wants to drink water from “pre-opened” bottles? I wouldn’t. It’s the part of her contract that’s not getting attention, though, that should. Since the woman has trouble uttering complete sentences and answering even the most basic questions, like, “what magazines and newspapers do you read,” or...