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  • Bug was living in my back [An ouch alert]

    11/26/2002 8:38:28 PM PST · by ATOMIC_PUNK · 58 replies · 1,016+ views
    http://www.thesun.co.uk ^ | Tue, Nov 26, 2002 | By JAMIE PYATT
    Bug was living in my back Home ... Kevin shows the bug andthe wound it made in his back By JAMIE PYATTTEACHER Kevin Gilvary was horrified when he discovered an inch-long bug was living in his back — and had been for THREE MONTHS. It got there when the 47-year-old was on holiday in Peru and was bitten through his shirt by an insect as he walked alongside the River Amazon. The bug was carrying a tiny South American botfly larva which immediately burrowed beneath Kevin’s skin. But he did not have a clue it was there . ....
  • DFU SONG: Lady in Red (Hillary's a Red) 8-18-02

    08/18/2002 6:07:19 PM PDT · by doug from upland · 16 replies · 888+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - LADY IN RED You know that as she's reaching for power she'll do what she must do That is really nothing new She is evil She'll smile right at the camera and say that for the children she works Because she thinks that we're all jerks And she is above it all We have learned the truth regarding Foster…and is anybody still left in the dark About the park Ms. Rodham's a Red…we've known all along…the right wing Ms. Rodham's a Red…she sings Marx's song…and she'd do anything She's got to be stopped or else she will…destroy...
  • DFU SONG: How Much Is that Doggy in the Window (Clinton props)

    03/20/2002 11:12:44 AM PST · by doug from upland · 4 replies · 1,607+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW They showed off their doggy in the window Yes, liberals, you've all been misled He's used as a prop while they had fooled you And now poor, poor Buddy is dead The cat they had kept down in the basement On orders of our queenie dear Whenever Socks wanted some attention She'd scream "Get the f*** out of here!" Was Chelsea another prop they're using To prove they had some normalcy (fade out)