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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden is in hot water following his annual State of the Union address because of his mysterious sign-off in which he exclaimed, "Go get him!" Now progressives are in an uproar after he appeared to assume the gender of the person we're all supposed to "go get." "I'm sorry, but him? HIM??" said Director Christopher Wray of the FBI. "Whoever this person is that we're supposed to get could be any number of genders! The President should know better. Also, who are we getting and what are we supposed to do when we get him? D'oh!" Director...

President Joe Biden ended his State of the Union address with the exclamation, “Go get ’em!” A lot of people wondered if Biden was talking about Vladimir Putin, but Luke Russert says everyone’s got it all wrong. So it’s a Scranton thing? The Federalist’s Mollie Hemingway and a lot of others arent’ buying that explanation and are still wondering who it is we’re supposed to go get. The consensus seems to be: Corn Pop. Cornpop. Final answer. — Matt Mehan (@MTMehan) March 2, 2022 He had to get in one last cone before giving them up for Lent. We’re pretty...

WEARE – A father attacked his daughter's boyfriend last week after learning the boy had sex with the underage girl, police said. It was about 1:30 p.m. Monday, Sept. 10, when the man stormed onto the grounds of John J. Stark High School and beat up the 17-year-old from Henniker. School was just letting out, and many students witnessed the attack, said Detective Lou Chatel. The boy suffered bruising and later received two stitches to his face. The father was charged with simple assault, a Class B felony. Police said the boy is dating the man's 15-year-old daughter. The man...