Judge: Lawyer is too drunk to argue case 1 hour, 9 minutes ago LAS VEGAS - A judge ordered a blood-alcohol test for a defense lawyer whom she said smelled of alcohol, then declared a mistrial after declaring him too tipsy to argue a kidnapping case. "I don't think you can tell a straight story because you are intoxicated," Clark County District Judge Michelle Leavitt told defense lawyer Joseph Caramango as she declared a mistrial for Caramango's client, Dale Jakuchunas. Caramango told the Las Vegas Review-Journal for a Tuesday report that he was not drunk, and had been ready to...