In a day of shocks, the most shocking turn of events was a break in decades of tradition by naming a foreign born male the Daffodil Princess. A decades long tradition here in Puyallup Valley of awarding the honor to a beautiful young lass, Obama beat out the odds on favorites to win the tiara. Puyallup, nestled in the shadows of both Mt. Rainier and the Space Needle, began this tradition by handing to award over to the daughters of prominent car dealers before a string of young asian ladies seemed to have a perpetual grip on the title. Obama...