Two kinds of people are likely to pick up a CD called The Regis Philbin Christmas Album. The first are genuine Philbin fans, who'll buy anything that bears the mark of his exuberant personality. The second are smart-asses, who think even the title of the record is funny. Philbin and producer Steve Tyrell do what they can to give comfort to both camps, including openly inviting the snark crowd by serving up a duet with Donald Trump on "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer." Philbin and Tyrell probably don't realize that mockers will gravitate closer to the album's one original, the painfully...