The Mayon Clinic announced today that a breakthrough had been achieved in the fight against a rhinomalady sometimes referred to as "pinocchio nose". The research, which has received much funding through White House grants and Executive Orders, has been crucial to the few persons identified as sufferers of the malady, among them Bill Clinton and Al Gore, Jr. Interviewed in his office, Dr. Singh Mi Praisees pointed out that the treatment was entirely experimental at this stage, had been only partially successful on one subject and totally and miraculously successful on another. When questioned further, Dr. Mi Praisees admitted that ...