"911. Do You Need Police, Fire or Medical?" "I need police!" "What is the problem, sir?" "There is a guy outside my house mooning me!" "What is your address, sir?" "BUTT HOLE ROAD" "Your name, please?" "DICK HEAD."
The allegations regarding the defendant are denied, said Richard Head of the Environmental Protection Bureau in the Attorney Generals Office, who pointed out that the case was in the initial stages.