Free Republic

good. very good.

I would much rather stare at a cute O’Donnel for the next 6 years as a ‘bearded Marxist’. [/sexist conservative opinion]

'Wait...wait...dont tell me' is pretty good too.

I like it already and I haven’t even seen it.

Wasn’t Tony called ‘the toy cannon’?

It came out on either Laura Ingram or Hannity today that Rove had advised the Castle campaign. That explains his petulance. “Wah Wah Wah! My feelings are hurt!”

I got something he can hold in November.

More like a cactus.

Luckily for Biden, he only hit his head a bit and so was uninjured. What with it being hollow and extremely hard and all.

He may get his wish well before his death.

Two words: Hiro Shima

I mean, I have the misuderstood part nailed down completely. It's the genius part I've had a bit of trouble with. Damn!

Laws are for little people, not the Y’Obamas

If these wolves were to try to start a lemonade stand, they’d be taken out by the Oregonocrats.

Ever heard of a NERF soccer ball? These things have been around for about 40 years.

The truth of the matter is that UH and TCU can play with most division one schools. The could beat either Nebraska or Colorado, for instance.

“I thought they said I was going to GOLF, not too the GULF. Damn! At least I got this sno-cone.”

Spicoli spder: “Hey...I know that dude!”

Ahm-a-nut-job never fails to disappoint.