The Smartest Woman in the World (a.k.a. Hillary Clinton) The are three people on a plane that's about to crash: a little boy, an old man, and Hillary Clinton. There are two parachutes on the plane. Hillary Clinton says, "I'm The Smartest Woman in the World! I can't die!" And jumps out of the plane with a parachute on her back. The old man syas to the little boy, "Well, son, I've lived long and well. You've got more ahead of you. Take the last parachute." The little boy shakes his head and tells the old man,"No, sir, there's enough...