I saw a couple Eskimos this morning. The one said to me, “It’s too fricking cold out!” The other didn’t say anything because he was too busy stabbing himself in the neck with an icicle so he never had to go outside again.
I got my first BB gun when I was 6, was shooting a .22 by the time I was 8 or 9, and killed my first deer (with a shotgun) when I was 12. I think the only thing to worry about is that this kid’ll knock himself on his butt.
There is no reason why these people should not be able to kill an animal and eat it. The judge is an idiot, and the ruling should be appealed.
On the other hand, if the reason is not “cruelty to animals” but rather a public sanitation concern, I can understand. From what I can tell, that seems to be the more likely reason for the ban.
When the 35W bridge collapsed, the first thing I thought was “Okay, so who did this?” Some people asked me why terrorists would hit Minneapolis rather than Chicago or LA or New York; people forget that terrorists are opportunistic. They’ll hit what they can, when they can.
I drive a real little car. When I see some twit parked straddling the line, I park so close to it that I have to jump out my passenger's side. The beauty of it is that since my car is so little, when they pull away, I'm sitting dead center in my spot.