YOU’RE SO VAIN (YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS JOB IS ABOUT YOU) YOU WALKED INTO THE PRESS ROOM LIKE YOU WERE WALKING ON GALILEE YOUR HAIR STRATEGICALLY GREY IN SOME SPOTS YOU GAVE THRILLS TO CHR-IS-SEE YOU HAD ONE EYE ON THE ‘PROMPTER AS THE PRESS CONFERENCE BEGAN AND ALL THE PRESS SAID THAT THEY’D BE YOUR LACKEYS THEY’D BE YOUR LACKEYS REFRAIN-YOU’RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS JOB IS ABOUT YOU, YOU’RE SO VAIN, SO VAIN, I BET YOU THINK THIS JOB IS ABOUT YOU, ‘BOUT YOU WELL YOU HAD MY VOTE TWO YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS STILL...