Parmalat: You had two cows. But now you don't know where they are. Pentagon: Donald Rumsfeld informed the Congress that he had accurate satellite intelligence about where the two cows were. But he lied. Extropian: You had two cows. You operate on them using nanobots. They become superintelligent and take over the farm. Bush Economic Policy: George W. Bush promised during the campaign that even after big tax cuts for the $300,000+a year crowd the surplus would be big enough to buy everybody two cows.