Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth. Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps. Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate 10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth. 9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden. 8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo,...
