Keyword: besthair
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STERLING, Ill., July 8 /PRNewswire/ -- May the best candidate win, but when it comes to the best presidential hair, George W. Bush has America's vote, according to Wahl Clipper Corporation's 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever "Index" on men's grooming habits. Despite John Kerry's recent claim that the Kerry-Edwards ticket has the best hair, Wahl's survey found that the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush's hair over Kerry's (Bush -- 51 percent; Kerry -- 30 percent; neither -- 10 percent; don't know -- 9 percent.) "Wahl isn't choosing sides politically, but when it comes to what we know...
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In June of 2003, when John Kerry was running third in the polls and facing an uphill battle in his quest to be the presidential nominee for the Democrats, I wrote a column titled John's hair will Kerry the Day. It was a light-hearted look at how the candidate with the best hair always seems to get the nomination. Now, Kerry's rubbing in the fact that he thinks he has the best hair, and it's time for the follicly challenged to fight back. The gloves are off ... along with our hair. Balding men of America: Unite to defeat John...
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[snip]The Massachusetts senator threw his greasy kid stuff into the fire earlier this week by introducing his running mate with some bald-faced crowing. "We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America — and we've got better hair," a playful Kerry proclaimed. His head-scratching quip came following months of teasing by stylists who said Kerry's unruly gray mane looks like a king-sized Brillo pad.
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Are we REALLY expected to vote for the candidate who can only offer "Better Hair"...??? If *THAT'S* the case, then maybe even old Karl should get another look...
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BY JAMES TARANTOThursday, July 8, 2004 4:39 p.m. EDT Give 'Em Hell, Hairy!On Sept. 11, 2001, America suffered the deadliest attack ever by a foreign enemy on its own soil. Fanatical Muslim terrorists hijacked four commercial airplanes, crashing two of them into the World Trade center and a third into the Pentagon. The trade center was destroyed, the Pentagon badly damaged. A fourth plane, which might have been bound for the Capitol, crashed in a field in rural Pennsylvania after passengers overpowered the hijackers. Some 3,000 people perished that day, and America has been at war ever since.Nearly three...
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STERLING, Ill., July 8 /PRNewswire/ -- May the best candidate win, but when it comes to the best presidential hair, George W. Bush has America's vote, according to Wahl Clipper Corporation's 2004 Grooming Survey and First Ever "Index" on men's grooming habits. Despite John Kerry's recent claim that the Kerry-Edwards ticket has the best hair, Wahl's survey found that the majority of Americans overwhelmingly voted for Bush's hair over Kerry's (Bush -- 51 percent; Kerry -- 30 percent; neither -- 10 percent; don't know -- 9 percent.) "Wahl isn't choosing sides politically, but when it comes to what we know...
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CLEVELAND -- The Democratic presidential ticket of John Kerry and John Edwards campaigned together for the first time yesterday, with Mr. Kerry saying their appeal boils down to their values, their vision -- and their hair. "We think this is a dream ticket," Mr. Kerry told a rally of thousands in Cleveland yesterday. "We've got better vision. We've got better ideas. We've got real plans. We've got a better sense of what's happening to America, and we've got better hair. And I'll tell you, that goes a long way." Particularly in the case of Mr. Edwards, that intangible was not...
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MIDI - SISTER GOLDENHAIR -- scroll down and open SISTER GOLDENHAIR in your Media Player or other device As a ticket they're more lib'ral...than all RATS who have come before Would those guys defend this nation or would they be a U.N. whore Of their follicles they're bragging...I guess we're supposed to care They do not have *alls but they have pretty hair One's a big time trial lawyer...one is kept as a ketchup boy To get your vote in No-ve-ember, they'll be trying every ploy Of their follicles they're bragging...I guess we're supposed to care They do not...
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Somebody please provide an audio link to this Bozo's quote!
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CLEVELAND (Reuters) - Democrats John Kerry and John Edwards appeared together on the campaign trail for the first time on Wednesday and declared themselves advocates for ordinary Americans squeezed by President Bush's economic policies. In front of a huge banner proclaiming "Kerry and Edwards: A New Team for a New America," the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee told thousands of supporters that he and his newly minted running mate were America's "dream ticket." "We've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair," Kerry said, a reference to...
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