Heavily tattooed dudes are the people most willing to do barter deals. It's okay to own pet horses in residential neighborhoods. You risk a severe concussion if you do off-road high speed racing in a golf cart, especially if you're bald. If you reach a bartering impasse, Elvis or Willie Nelson memorabilia can always seal the deal. If someone specifies that they will NOT trade for a rusty horse trailer then bring them a rusty horse trailer anyways. When all else fails, then shamelessly use your children's possible hurt feelings to close the deal. Never try to trade a balloon...
