Leavin’ ECUSA (to the tune of Sloop John B, with apologies to the Beach Boys ) My whole family and me, Worshipped with the COE, Genuflectin’ away And scoffin’ at Rome. We didn’t know Just how quick we would go. Ahh, this church is so broke up, I can’t call it my home. At first, things didn’t seem big And I didn’t wanna sound like a prig, So I kept all my doubts to myself And I just went along. I didn’t mind women priests, Just couldn’t care in the least, We’ll just take the collections And keep on singin’...