President Obama is being criticized because his inaugural celebrations are projected to cost the taxpayers over $400 million. When asked about it, Obama explained that Ted Kennedy planned to attend and there was going to be an open bar. President Obama plans to ride in the inaugural parade without the traditional limousine. He'll be in a sleigh pulled by reindeer. As a precaution for the Obama presidency, the White House copy of the Constitution is being removed. It's made from hemp. William Shatner attended Obama's inaugural ball. After taking a quick look around he got on his communicator and commanded,...