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Religious Studies Professor Tweets Plan to Go Back in Time to Kill Jesus
BIN ^ | 8/7/2020 | Adam Eliyahu Berkowitz

Posted on 08/08/2020 9:01:22 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal

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To: antidemoncrat
So is he studying to become a pastor in the church of Satan?

Or for tenure in Hell.

21 posted on 08/08/2020 9:31:51 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (God is good, He loves us, and He is always with us.)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Killing Jesus didn’t work the first time, so ... /sarc


22 posted on 08/08/2020 9:33:00 AM PDT by Salman (The Democrats are no longer preparing for the election. They are preparing for the revolution.)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal
This nitwit sets himself above the Creator and fantasizes about "time travel" to thwart the plans of God?

Is mental instability now a prerequisite for a college education?

23 posted on 08/08/2020 9:36:58 AM PDT by Thumper1960 (Trump-2020)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

His fantasy was also the goal of Herod. Didn’t work out so well for him either.


24 posted on 08/08/2020 9:38:17 AM PDT by hopespringseternal
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

I remember reading a SI-FI story, about fifty years ago, of a man who used a time travel machine to go back in time to SAVE Jesus from the Cross.

Other scientists shut down the machine and trapped him in “time” because they knew Jesus had to die on the Cross.


25 posted on 08/08/2020 9:48:11 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

If people could go back in time, this Timothy Snotdicker would have to hope that someone wouldn't go back in time, and abort his dumb queerness.

26 posted on 08/08/2020 9:51:48 AM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Moron. Claims to be a student and didn’t know that Herod tried that?


27 posted on 08/08/2020 9:52:15 AM PDT by LS ("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix))
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Oh, he’s going to have plenty of time to think about that one....


28 posted on 08/08/2020 9:56:37 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

In Poul Anderson’s “There Will be Time” a large number of people with an innate ability to time travel show up in Jerusalem on the date of the crucifixtion. It is a important plot point.


29 posted on 08/08/2020 9:58:08 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

I would Keep your young boys away from this guy.


30 posted on 08/08/2020 10:02:19 AM PDT by Leep (We can go to the grocery store but we can't go to work?)
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To: Thumper1960
Is mental instability now a prerequisite for a college education?

Only at the PhD level.

31 posted on 08/08/2020 10:10:41 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (You are in far greater danger from authoritarian government than you are from a seasonal virus.)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

PhD student in the Department of Religious Studies

A PhD in any “studies” almost gurantees you a long career at either McDonalds or Starbucks.

I recently watched a series of Youtube videos on the value of various degrees. Bottom line, any degree with “studies” in the title is almost worthless (in finding work, and being able to pay off your student loans).

So we can all take pleasure in knowing that little Timothy will lead a long and impoverished life.

It would be ironic if he did go back in time and became Judas Iscariot


32 posted on 08/08/2020 10:38:03 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (I am not an expert in anything, and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I may be wrong.)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

But not Mohamed?


33 posted on 08/08/2020 11:05:13 AM PDT by tbw2
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Once he maneuvered himself into Jerusalem, he would need a way to get close to Jesus in the crowds. Perhaps he’d become one of the apostles . . . take over the money bag for His followers . . . and bide his time.


34 posted on 08/08/2020 11:19:36 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: Songcraft
Don't need to go back in time for that. They can exterminate the homosexual now.
35 posted on 08/08/2020 12:15:10 PM PDT by Flavious_Maximus
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To: SkyDancer

Why not kill Nero before he became Emperor? Or—if you wanted to stop the Christian movement—Saint Paul?


36 posted on 08/08/2020 12:26:59 PM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll Onward! Ride to the sound of the guns!)
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To: Forward the Light Brigade

Anti-Christian liberals, you have to feel sorry for them.


37 posted on 08/08/2020 12:38:28 PM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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Fantasize much prof?

You wouldn’t b kn end in. The Roman soldiers would see you, drag your sorry arse down to barracks, listen to you muttering in a strange tongue, and commence a beat down, and then you would get to enjoy the flies feasting on your wounds before the next round with the fun time guys...


38 posted on 08/08/2020 12:43:44 PM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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Fantasize much prof?

You wouldn’t blend in. The Roman soldiers would see you, drag your sorry arse down to barracks, listen to you muttering in a strange tongue, and commence a beat down, and then you would get to enjoy the flies feasting on your wounds before the next round with the fun time guys...


39 posted on 08/08/2020 12:44:54 PM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: Roman_War_Criminal

Assuming he had the tech...Angels would still block the time stream perhaps stranding him in a bad place leaving him to cry out for mercy from the one he wanted to kill.

And perhaps Jesus would grant such mercy then make him into the one of the greatest evangelists of history.


40 posted on 08/08/2020 12:46:46 PM PDT by mdmathis6
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