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“Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid,” Pope Francis Suggests
Eye of the Tiber ^
| June 17, 2016
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Posted on 06/17/2016 4:49:23 PM PDT by ebb tide
Pope Francis said Thursday that the majority of the words that come spilling out of his mouth are invalid because most of the time he doesnt understand that what he says is permanent.
We live in a culture of the provisional, the Pontiff said, responding to a question about the crisis of his pontificate.
Francis said he often doesnt comprehend the importance of what hes saying when speaking off-the-cuff, which he said is indissoluble.
Sadly in todays pontificate, I dont understand that what I say will have ramifications for not only my pontificate, but of the many pontificates to come, he said. I say something random, and people do not know what it means. And because people listen to me with the philosophy that I am the Pope, they believe I have fully contemplated and formulated what I am saying, which is, in many cases, not the case. This then makes what I say null.
Francis went on to say that when Catholics have to spend most of their working lives defending what he says, and having to write blog posts or responses to comments on a combox asking if the pope really said such and such, clearly there is something invalid in many of the weird, weird, weird things that somehow manage to find their way from his brain to his mouth.
TOPICS: Apologetics; Catholic
KEYWORDS: funnyhaha; funnyqueer; humor; iconoclastic; ironic; itsajokeson; parody; sarcastic; satire; squiggly
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:49:23 PM PDT
by
ebb tide
To: ebb tide
Is the pope Catholic?
No, really; Is he?
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:51:00 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
To: ebb tide
Really. Why in the world didn’t they keep this guy in a closet in Argentina?
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:51:28 PM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: ebb tide
Then why does he not simply STFU?
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:51:38 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: ebb tide
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:52:01 PM PDT
by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Muslims)
To: ebb tide
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:53:26 PM PDT
by
MUDDOG
To: ebb tide
Is this guy for real? Scary!
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:53:52 PM PDT
by
mancini
To: ebb tide
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:54:46 PM PDT
by
BlessedBeGod
(To restore all things in Christ ~~~~ Appeasing evil is cowardice.)
To: ebb tide
Satire...@ least today it is.
To: ebb tide
I agree with the fake Pope on that.....
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:56:06 PM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Fungi
Satan has become bold in these sinful godless days.
RC church’s “infallible” king is likewise emboldened.
RE: “Then why does he not simply STFU?”
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:56:48 PM PDT
by
MarchonDC09122009
(When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
To: BlessedBeGod
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posted on
06/17/2016 4:58:56 PM PDT
by
pogo101
To: MeganC
Does he even know what he’s going to say next?
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:00:25 PM PDT
by
Farmer Dean
(Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.)
To: Farmer Dean
...Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid,...
Just like President Zer0.
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:03:09 PM PDT
by
Sasparilla
(Hillary for Prison 2016)
To: ebb tide
Holy Spirit will work it all out.
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:05:24 PM PDT
by
Mercat
(Boredom is a problem on the inside. And happiness, too, is an inside job.)
To: ebb tide
Was he speaking ex-cathedral when he said that?
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:06:34 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
(is)
To: ebb tide
No fun being catholic or liberal protestant these days.
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:06:37 PM PDT
by
ckilmer
(q e)
To: ebb tide
Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid Hard to determine if the accent is on the first or second syllable ...
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:08:06 PM PDT
by
glennaro
To: ebb tide
Yes Bergoglio I know.....
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:09:34 PM PDT
by
Roman_War_Criminal
(Ismael's descendants have been murdering since 1900 BC - it's "racist" to acknowledge that fact)
To: ebb tide
This is satire.
Had to follow the link to be sure though.
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posted on
06/17/2016 5:09:54 PM PDT
by
EternalHope
(Something wicked this way comes. Be ready.)
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