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“Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid,” Pope Francis Suggests
Eye of the Tiber ^ | June 17, 2016 | Admin

Posted on 06/17/2016 4:49:23 PM PDT by ebb tide

Pope Francis said Thursday that the majority of the words that come “spilling” out of his mouth are invalid because most of the time he doesn’t understand that what he says is permanent.

“We live in a culture of the provisional,” the Pontiff said, responding to a question about the “crisis of his pontificate.”

Francis said he often doesn’t comprehend the importance of what he’s saying when speaking off-the-cuff, which he said is “indissoluble.”

“Sadly in today’s pontificate, I don’t understand that what I say will have ramifications for not only my pontificate, but of the many pontificates to come,” he said. “I say something random, and people do not know what it means. And because people listen to me with the philosophy that I am the Pope, they believe I have fully contemplated and formulated what I am saying, which is, in many cases, not the case. This then makes what I say null.”

Francis went on to say that when Catholics have to spend most of their working lives defending what he says, and having to write blog posts or responses to comments on a combox asking if the “pope really said such and such,” clearly there is something invalid in many of the “weird, weird, weird” things that somehow manage to find their way from his brain to his mouth.


TOPICS: Apologetics; Catholic
KEYWORDS: funnyhaha; funnyqueer; humor; iconoclastic; ironic; itsajokeson; parody; sarcastic; satire; squiggly
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1 posted on 06/17/2016 4:49:23 PM PDT by ebb tide
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To: ebb tide

Is the pope Catholic?

No, really; Is he?


2 posted on 06/17/2016 4:51:00 PM PDT by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: ebb tide

Really. Why in the world didn’t they keep this guy in a closet in Argentina?


3 posted on 06/17/2016 4:51:28 PM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: ebb tide

Then why does he not simply STFU?


4 posted on 06/17/2016 4:51:38 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: ebb tide

Oooooh...kay.


5 posted on 06/17/2016 4:52:01 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Muslims)
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To: ebb tide

We need a good antipope.


6 posted on 06/17/2016 4:53:26 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: ebb tide

Is this guy for real? Scary!


7 posted on 06/17/2016 4:53:52 PM PDT by mancini
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To: ebb tide
+ =
8 posted on 06/17/2016 4:54:46 PM PDT by BlessedBeGod (To restore all things in Christ ~~~~ Appeasing evil is cowardice.)
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To: ebb tide

Satire...@ least today it is.


9 posted on 06/17/2016 4:55:15 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: ebb tide

I agree with the fake Pope on that.....


10 posted on 06/17/2016 4:56:06 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: Fungi

Satan has become bold in these sinful godless days.
RC church’s “infallible” king is likewise emboldened.

RE: “Then why does he not simply STFU?”


11 posted on 06/17/2016 4:56:48 PM PDT by MarchonDC09122009 (When is our next march on DC? When have we had enough?)
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To: BlessedBeGod

12 posted on 06/17/2016 4:58:56 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: MeganC

Does he even know what he’s going to say next?


13 posted on 06/17/2016 5:00:25 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.)
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...“Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid,”...

Just like President Zer0.


14 posted on 06/17/2016 5:03:09 PM PDT by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016)
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To: ebb tide

Holy Spirit will work it all out.


15 posted on 06/17/2016 5:05:24 PM PDT by Mercat (Boredom is a problem on the inside. And happiness, too, is an inside job.)
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To: ebb tide

Was he speaking ex-cathedral when he said that?


16 posted on 06/17/2016 5:06:34 PM PDT by DannyTN (is)
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To: ebb tide

No fun being catholic or liberal protestant these days.


17 posted on 06/17/2016 5:06:37 PM PDT by ckilmer (q e)
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To: ebb tide
Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid

Hard to determine if the accent is on the first or second syllable ...

18 posted on 06/17/2016 5:08:06 PM PDT by glennaro
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To: ebb tide

Yes Bergoglio I know.....


19 posted on 06/17/2016 5:09:34 PM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal (Ismael's descendants have been murdering since 1900 BC - it's "racist" to acknowledge that fact)
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To: ebb tide

This is satire.

Had to follow the link to be sure though.


20 posted on 06/17/2016 5:09:54 PM PDT by EternalHope (Something wicked this way comes. Be ready.)
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