1 posted on
02/23/2015 3:17:12 PM PST by
Gamecock
2 posted on
02/23/2015 3:17:43 PM PST by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a minister of the Gospel like Captain Crunch is a Naval line officer.)
To: Gamecock
In before the, “’e’s not dead. ‘e’s sleeping. That, Sir, is a DEAD parrot,” jokes.
8 posted on
02/23/2015 3:22:57 PM PST by
RandallFlagg
(Vote fraud solution: Stake, Rope, Sugar and Bullet Ants.)
To: Gamecock
Cue the parrot sketch, please...
9 posted on
02/23/2015 3:23:38 PM PST by
QBFimi
(/...o.o/.o...ooo/...o.o...o/ooo/...o.o/.o/ooo.//o..o./. o.)
To: Gamecock
Fifty bucks for his liver. It has to be in better shape than mine.
To: Gamecock
15 posted on
02/23/2015 3:26:27 PM PST by
kanawa
To: Gamecock
16 posted on
02/23/2015 3:27:17 PM PST by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: Gamecock
17 posted on
02/23/2015 3:27:59 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
To: Gamecock
Doesn’t this story circulate every year or two?
19 posted on
02/23/2015 3:28:39 PM PST by
hlmencken3
(“I paid for an argument, but you’re just contradicting!”)
To: Gamecock
22 posted on
02/23/2015 3:33:27 PM PST by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: Gamecock
‘E’s pining for the fjords.
23 posted on
02/23/2015 3:34:39 PM PST by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: Gamecock
Dang, he’s skin and bones, needs a good meal.
24 posted on
02/23/2015 3:34:52 PM PST by
jazusamo
(0bama to go 'full-Mussolini' after elections: Mark Levin....and the turkey has.)
To: Gamecock
If this had happened some years ago, Michael Jackson could have bid on the monk (whatever state he is in) and brought him to Wonderland. It would have consoled him for not being able to obtain the Elephant Man.
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Pining for the fiords? Just stunned.
29 posted on
02/23/2015 4:05:10 PM PST by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock
38 posted on
02/23/2015 5:33:30 PM PST by
Hot Tabasco
(Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
To: Gamecock
I found some old tangerines in the back of the fridge that were in a similar “meditative state”.
To: Gamecock; Kenny Bunk
42 posted on
02/24/2015 9:03:44 AM PST by
Pelham
(The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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