Nigerian Pastor Tries to Walk on Water Like Jesus, Then Drowns in Front of His Congregation

ReportGhanaNews.Com ^ | January 8, 2014 | Kokonsa

[Jack Hydrazine]

I’m also having The Cars Moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Kv6vxZwL8

[Drew68]

How utterly racist of you!

Those who went to Navy boot camp know exactly what I'm talking about.

[SharpRightTurn]

“Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.”

You have to watch out for those “revelations”.

[VRWCmember]

People who think they can walk on water frequently end up soaking wet — or worse.

[Doogle]

“here, hold my gajukaberry”

[shibumi]

"No kidding. Can the idiot not swim?"

Of course he can.

He got a diploma from the Joe Frasier Swimming Academy.

[Gamecock]

[Gen.Blather]

“He gets to Heaven and God laughs at him. He says; “Dammit God. NOT funny.””

Two conspiracy theorists die in a car wreck. They get to heaven and the first one says, “God, who killed JFK?”
God says, “Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK.”
The second guy says, “Oh, wow! This goes WAY higher than we though!”

[Dr. Ursus]

No matter what I say do not open the door. Okay. OPEN the DOOR!

[PJ-Comix]

Those who went to Navy boot camp know exactly what I'm talking about.

And in my barracks company I was the one assigned to teach them how to swim by lying on their stomachs on the center table and mimicking the swim strokes. Didn't work because 95% of the trick of learning to swim is to overcome your fear of sinking.

[Slings and Arrows]

"...think we should tell him where the rocks are?"

[Disambiguator]

Swimming lessons aren’t a high priority in some cultures. He’s just making an observation.

[alancarp]

Would it be some sort of weird irony if this guy gets a Darwin Award?

[MHGinTN]

There are lots of ‘cultures’ in Africa. Swimming is a higher priority in some nations on that continent, especially along the African coasts. South Africans/Zimbabweans might have a lot of swimmers, for instance.

[GreyFriar]

Something about testing God perhaps?

[353FMG]

Before attempting to walk on water one has to learn to swim first.

[trisham]

Pride goeth before a drowning.

[Disambiguator]

I got called names the first time I mentioned that Asians tend to be lousy drivers, but I was basing that on empirical evidence (my own observations). The name-caller was my own mother, and I was a 16 year-old new driver who was fairly appalled at what I was witnessing out on the roads.

We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

[Blood of Tyrants]

According to many liberals, his feces has a pleasant woodsy odor and tastes like wild hickory nuts. It is very much in demand among all the liberal social circles.

[GraceG]

You gotta admire these folks for their follow through...