Posted on 12/29/2010 12:07:25 PM PST by Colofornian
No; you just want to JUDGE their tone of voice.
Even when faced with the FACTS that the SOURCE material cointains NOTHING that JOSEPH SMITH claimed?
Way to avoid answering!
Yes/no must be REAL foreign concept to MORMONs.
I am truly thankful for this gift!
What have you done to aggravate the Holy Ghost??
One would think that by NOW, you would have worked out what ever problems you have had with UNBELIEF and the HG would let you DISCERN just what was UNTRUE about PRESBYTERIANism that JS claimed to have LEARNED.
making it person
and judging another motives?
It is continually turmoil and hysteria mode...
Resty; you are one of our best sanctimonious players!
I guess the HG has given up on you!
OH yeah, PD.
So much 'truth' out there that you can't post ANY!
Never Question Your Mormon Leaders Placemarker
The final word is long past, there there is NO link in any of the indigenous races in the Americas and there is no where to hide ANY civilization of the size and technological sophistication like the ones made up in the BOM much less its entire population or its genetic lineage in preceding generations.
Sorry, but wishes and myths are not science and are even worse beliefs...
(snicker)
FLASH TRAFFIC INTERCEPT:
COMMUNICATION BETWEEN A FAITHFUL MORMON
FREEPER AND THE HIGH PROPHET OF MORMONISM:
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Dearest High Prophet Thomas S. Monson,
As a faithful Mormon who is extremely worthy,
wears the garment daily, if a full-tithe-payer
(on net, not gross, of course), and is honest
in all my dealings, I am deigning to approach
You, Your-Exalted-Highness-Who-Owns-Luxury-
Shopping-Malls to ask a small question.
I realize you have so many faithful, worthy
internet plants out here who are posting our
official links that address all things. My best
friend PD faithfully posts these official
links every day, numerous times.
And I hasten to add, Your Highness, that I’ve
read his official links. Repeatedly and faithfully.
Yet I still notice that our official links never get
around to actually answering any real questions. All
out team seems to do is “address” issues.
With great humility and worthiness, I submit that
perhaps, Dear Highness, we should actually post some
materials that answer the questions people are asking.
This would be a big help to those of us who are on
the front lines of FreeRepublic, a sorid, squalid
site, filled with people who won’t vote for our leading
star, Mitt RINOmney. Plus, they pick on us and ask
questions that are too hard to answer by ourselves!!!
I’m tiring (in a worthy way) of being unable to
answer these questions and having to post links to
the official sites.
For instance, Your-Highness-Who-Speaks-for-God-as
-Our-Living-Prophet, here’s some I can’t answer...
“How can God be omnipotent (having power over all
things completely) while we believe in more than
one God? How could Gods ALL have complete power over
each other?”
“How can God be without beginning or end when we
teach He used to be a man?”
“How can we be the restoration of the Church, when
everything unique about our teaching (polytheism,
polygamy, temple rituals, etc.) never existed in the
Church?”
“Why aren’t our Temple Rituals written down in our
sacred writings? Why are they exactly like the Masonic
rituals?”
Really, your Eminent-Prophet-Highness, I grow weary
of not being able to list any:
... objective facts
... objective evidence
... objective logical argument
ANYTHING OBJECTIVE! That would support all our claims.
Do we have anything??
Oh, I still have my burning bosomatic testimony. It’s
just that, well, they (Christians!) have the Bible,
archeology, dna, history, etc. that they can point to
to support what they teach. We don’t have ANY evidence
that is objective. I am spending all day trying to
explain the whole Jewish Indian thing and overcome
the contradictory DNA evidence.
Please respond. I’ve searched through PD’s spam links
repeatedly, but our official sources don’t say anything
about that kind of thing. They’re really just feel good
pablum.
Please don’t think me unworthy, Your Prophetness. In
fact, don’t think I am not filled with feelings, but
I am not going to use my real name, just in cast you
get enraged. I’ve read our officials refuse to answer
our questions, so I am writing to you. Please have
mercy on those of us who are stuck interacting and
trying to defend the sacred Mormonic Verses.
Worthily,
Joseph Smith, VIII
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And btw, how dare you reveal all that stuff? No one was supposed to know!!!
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174½ posted on 12/30/2010 4:50:47 AM EST by JosephSmith (The Mormon Church is the only True Church!!!)
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Interesting
/Yawn
As usual, non-issue propaganda from the anti-Mormon gang.
All addressed at the links provided.
Oh, I get it! Paragon Defender=PD!!!
You’re the guy Joseph Smith VIII was talking
about. The one with the official spam links!
It all makes sense now :-)
Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions.
It's real simple...
1. Sign over to me all you worldly goods and assets.
2. I say you're going to Heaven, a much easier thing to do now that you're not burdened by all those worldly possessions!
3. You get bonus points for every sucker... errr... convert you bring in who gives all their worldly goods and assets to the head of the church (me).
4. Accumulate enough bonus points and I say you're going to a higher place in Heaven.
Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions.
It's real simple...
1. Sign over to me all you worldly goods and assets.
2. I say you're going to Heaven, a much easier thing to do now that you're not burdened by all those worldly possessions!
3. You get bonus points for every sucker... errr... convert you bring in who gives all their worldly goods and assets to the head of the church (me).
4. Accumulate enough bonus points and I say you're going to a higher place in Heaven.
“Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions. “
yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can?
yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can?
yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?
ampu
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