“Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions. “
yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can?
yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can?
yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?
ampu
But wait.
PD has assured us
REPEATEDLY assured us
That all those questions
Are covered at all those links
PD provides
And re-provides
And re-provides
And even regurgitatingly re-provides
So PD
Answers to AMPU's questions -- are they @ the links, too?
[Or could you just give us a "short-cut" and answer:
"Yes"
"Yes"
"yes"
"Yes"
"Yes"?]
yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can?
yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can?
yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?
YES! To all that and more! As long as you turn over ALL your assets to me!