[Colofornian]

yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can? yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can? yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can? yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can? yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?

But wait.

PD has assured us

REPEATEDLY assured us

That all those questions

Are covered at all those links

PD provides

And re-provides

And re-provides

And even regurgitatingly re-provides

So PD

Answers to AMPU's questions -- are they @ the links, too?

[Or could you just give us a "short-cut" and answer:
"Yes"
"Yes"
"yes"
"Yes"
"Yes"?]

[Paragon Defender]

Does it annoy you that I won’t play your little game?

And yes.
All covered.
Easily found.
IF you really want to.

Happy New Year!