[Mogger]

Enough of this religious bickering!

Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions.

It's real simple...

1. Sign over to me all you worldly goods and assets.

2. I say you're going to Heaven, a much easier thing to do now that you're not burdened by all those worldly possessions!

3. You get bonus points for every sucker... errr... convert you bring in who gives all their worldly goods and assets to the head of the church (me).

4. Accumulate enough bonus points and I say you're going to a higher place in Heaven.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions. “

yes, but could I become a god, if I joined, like mormons can?
yes, but could I look forward to multiple goddess wives for celestial sex, like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own planet like mormons can?
yes, but could I have my own worshipers like mormons can?

yes, but will you offer spam links I can post here on every thread, like mormons can?

ampu

[greyfoxx39]

I already have a church....you can join if you like, money up front please..at least 10 percent of you annual salary, cash only no checks.

Napkinists are joining by the dozens!