Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions.
It's real simple...
1. Sign over to me all you worldly goods and assets.
2. I say you're going to Heaven, a much easier thing to do now that you're not burdened by all those worldly possessions!
3. You get bonus points for every sucker... errr... convert you bring in who gives all their worldly goods and assets to the head of the church (me).
4. Accumulate enough bonus points and I say you're going to a higher place in Heaven.
Everyone can join my church, the New Unreformed Muggletonions.
It's real simple...
1. Sign over to me all you worldly goods and assets.
2. I say you're going to Heaven, a much easier thing to do now that you're not burdened by all those worldly possessions!
3. You get bonus points for every sucker... errr... convert you bring in who gives all their worldly goods and assets to the head of the church (me).
4. Accumulate enough bonus points and I say you're going to a higher place in Heaven.