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Church signs
CNN iReport ^ | March 10, 2010 | Multiple Posters

Posted on 03/10/2010 8:00:56 PM PST by streetpreacher

Most churches and other houses of worship have a sign out front where they can share news and get their message out. And over the years, those messages have become increasingly eye-catching, offbeat, or controversial. They’ve inspired blogs, grabbed headlines and created tension.

We’d like to see what some of the churches, synagogues, mosques and other houses of worship in your town are saying on their signs. Are they traditional – scriptural verses and mass times? Do they reach out to new recruits? Do they aim to shock?

Grab your camera and show us some signs in your town or your place of worship. Send updates as the signs change. Bonus points if you can get church leaders or members to sound off on what they think of the sign and its message. CNN will feature the best signs in a regular feature!


TOPICS: Current Events; Ministry/Outreach; Religion & Culture; Theology
KEYWORDS: churchsigns
Humor marked under topics although I don't find some of these churches attempt at humor funny.
1 posted on 03/10/2010 8:00:56 PM PST by streetpreacher
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To: streetpreacher

I get these “signs” in emails all the time. oy. The majority of them are Photoshopped.


2 posted on 03/10/2010 8:06:42 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (A proud American-American since 1949.)
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To: streetpreacher

My all-time favorite:

“Sunday worship does not mean lying in bed screaming ‘Oh my God’.”


3 posted on 03/10/2010 8:08:22 PM PST by Free Vulcan (No prisoners, no mercy. 2010 is here...)
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To: streetpreacher

Church sign generator

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/


4 posted on 03/10/2010 8:08:49 PM PST by sigSEGV
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To: Free Vulcan

Thanks for the idea.


5 posted on 03/10/2010 8:09:46 PM PST by proudtobeanamerican1 (Prayers Up! It's our last defense!)
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To: sigSEGV

While driving my child to after school activity we passed a church sign that read “Come In Joy and Hope”. I laughed and asked why are only two ladies invited to attend? What if you name is neither Joy nor Hope. About two weeks later the sign changed to “All Are Welcome”. My child thought I had something to do with the change. I just smiled.


6 posted on 03/10/2010 8:39:54 PM PST by tarpit
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To: streetpreacher

I wish I had a camera when I say a sign at Easter that said.

He Is Risen!
Happy Easter.
To our athiest friends, good luck!


7 posted on 03/10/2010 8:40:38 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: streetpreacher

There is a long-time church in Hawaii called

Jesus Christ of the Later Day Rain


8 posted on 03/10/2010 8:42:29 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: streetpreacher

Seen recently outside a church in South Jersey, where we’ve received about 60 inches of snow this winter: “Whoever’s been praying for snow, please stop”.....


9 posted on 03/10/2010 8:54:33 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: streetpreacher

Best one I saw:

How do you like
your afterlife?

Smoking or non?


10 posted on 03/10/2010 9:18:08 PM PST by taxcontrol
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To: streetpreacher
I saw one today that said “Sign Broken” with several of the letters flipped backwards making it hard to read. Underneath that it said “Message Inside”
11 posted on 03/10/2010 10:54:07 PM PST by Between the Lines (AreYouWhoYouSayYouAre? Esse Quam Videri - To Be, Rather Than To Seem)
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To: taxcontrol

LOL. These signs are really in bad taste though.


12 posted on 03/10/2010 11:46:43 PM PST by streetpreacher (Arminian by birth, Calvinist by the grace of God)
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To: tarpit

I took that as an imperative message to all, encouraging certain activities be undertaken with a positive attitude.


13 posted on 03/11/2010 1:33:16 AM PST by Erasmus (Give to the Antonio Janigro College Fund; a strong bow is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
"...I get these “signs” in emails all the time. oy. The majority of them are Photoshopped...

Actually, they are not Photoshopped, but rather created with the Church sign Generator. You should try them, they are super fun. I have made many throughout the years, mostly to send to my friends, saying stuff like "Steve Smith, get your ass to church!", and stuff like that.

14 posted on 03/11/2010 6:59:51 AM PST by I Buried My Guns
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To: streetpreacher

15 posted on 03/11/2010 9:15:51 AM PST by T Minus Four (If there is no God, nothing matters. If there is a God, nothing else matters)
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To: streetpreacher
A local church had two that I found amusing:

"The only thing you should put off until tomorrow is anger"

"What's missing in 'CH_RCH'"

16 posted on 03/11/2010 1:58:16 PM PST by bt_dooftlook (ACORN = Another Communist-Overrun Rats-Nest)
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To: streetpreacher

One of the funniest I ever read was on the sign at my former church. It was NOT intended to be funny, but to inspire Christians to evangelize. It read;

“Do not be satisfied just to go to Heaven, TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU!”


17 posted on 03/11/2010 3:58:07 PM PST by Grunthor (Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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