Humor marked under topics although I don't find some of these churches attempt at humor funny.
To: streetpreacher
I get these “signs” in emails all the time. oy. The majority of them are Photoshopped.
2 posted on
03/10/2010 8:06:42 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(A proud American-American since 1949.)
To: streetpreacher
My all-time favorite:
“Sunday worship does not mean lying in bed screaming ‘Oh my God’.”
3 posted on
03/10/2010 8:08:22 PM PST by
Free Vulcan
(No prisoners, no mercy. 2010 is here...)
To: streetpreacher
4 posted on
03/10/2010 8:08:49 PM PST by
sigSEGV
To: streetpreacher
I wish I had a camera when I say a sign at Easter that said.
He Is Risen!
Happy Easter.
To our athiest friends, good luck!
7 posted on
03/10/2010 8:40:38 PM PST by
Lorianne
To: streetpreacher
There is a long-time church in Hawaii called
Jesus Christ of the Later Day Rain
8 posted on
03/10/2010 8:42:29 PM PST by
Lorianne
To: streetpreacher
Seen recently outside a church in South Jersey, where we’ve received about 60 inches of snow this winter: “Whoever’s been praying for snow, please stop”.....
To: streetpreacher
Best one I saw:
How do you like
your afterlife?
Smoking or non?
To: streetpreacher
I saw one today that said “Sign Broken” with several of the letters flipped backwards making it hard to read. Underneath that it said “Message Inside”
11 posted on
03/10/2010 10:54:07 PM PST by
Between the Lines
(AreYouWhoYouSayYouAre? Esse Quam Videri - To Be, Rather Than To Seem)
To: streetpreacher
15 posted on
03/11/2010 9:15:51 AM PST by
T Minus Four
(If there is no God, nothing matters. If there is a God, nothing else matters)
To: streetpreacher
A local church had two that I found amusing:
"The only thing you should put off until tomorrow is anger"
"What's missing in 'CH_RCH'"
16 posted on
03/11/2010 1:58:16 PM PST by
bt_dooftlook
(ACORN = Another Communist-Overrun Rats-Nest)
To: streetpreacher
One of the funniest I ever read was on the sign at my former church. It was NOT intended to be funny, but to inspire Christians to evangelize. It read;
“Do not be satisfied just to go to Heaven, TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU!”
17 posted on
03/11/2010 3:58:07 PM PST by
Grunthor
(Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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