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Humor marked under topics although I don't find some of these churches attempt at humor funny.
1 posted on 03/10/2010 8:00:56 PM PST by streetpreacher
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To: streetpreacher

I get these “signs” in emails all the time. oy. The majority of them are Photoshopped.


2 posted on 03/10/2010 8:06:42 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (A proud American-American since 1949.)
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My all-time favorite:

“Sunday worship does not mean lying in bed screaming ‘Oh my God’.”


3 posted on 03/10/2010 8:08:22 PM PST by Free Vulcan (No prisoners, no mercy. 2010 is here...)
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Church sign generator

http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/


4 posted on 03/10/2010 8:08:49 PM PST by sigSEGV
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To: streetpreacher

I wish I had a camera when I say a sign at Easter that said.

He Is Risen!
Happy Easter.
To our athiest friends, good luck!


7 posted on 03/10/2010 8:40:38 PM PST by Lorianne
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To: streetpreacher

There is a long-time church in Hawaii called

Jesus Christ of the Later Day Rain


8 posted on 03/10/2010 8:42:29 PM PST by Lorianne
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Seen recently outside a church in South Jersey, where we’ve received about 60 inches of snow this winter: “Whoever’s been praying for snow, please stop”.....


9 posted on 03/10/2010 8:54:33 PM PST by Intolerant in NJ
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To: streetpreacher

Best one I saw:

How do you like
your afterlife?

Smoking or non?


10 posted on 03/10/2010 9:18:08 PM PST by taxcontrol
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To: streetpreacher
I saw one today that said “Sign Broken” with several of the letters flipped backwards making it hard to read. Underneath that it said “Message Inside”
11 posted on 03/10/2010 10:54:07 PM PST by Between the Lines (AreYouWhoYouSayYouAre? Esse Quam Videri - To Be, Rather Than To Seem)
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15 posted on 03/11/2010 9:15:51 AM PST by T Minus Four (If there is no God, nothing matters. If there is a God, nothing else matters)
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To: streetpreacher
A local church had two that I found amusing:

"The only thing you should put off until tomorrow is anger"

"What's missing in 'CH_RCH'"

16 posted on 03/11/2010 1:58:16 PM PST by bt_dooftlook (ACORN = Another Communist-Overrun Rats-Nest)
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One of the funniest I ever read was on the sign at my former church. It was NOT intended to be funny, but to inspire Christians to evangelize. It read;

“Do not be satisfied just to go to Heaven, TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU!”


17 posted on 03/11/2010 3:58:07 PM PST by Grunthor (Everyone hates the U.S. at least until they need liberated.)
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