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....while she was cleaning last week, she says an image of Jesus appeared on the bumper sticker on the toilet lid. Her boyfriend now says he sees the image and it's given them a positive feeling after they almost lost their home to foreclosure. Nelson says she's even willing to let visitors come see it, if it might help them as well.

1 posted on 09/01/2009 7:36:30 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

Gee, this should be on the Breaking News sidebar.


2 posted on 09/01/2009 7:37:49 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support Sarah. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/sarahpalin?ref=nf)
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To: Alex Murphy
Las Vegas woman sees Jesus on toilet seat

"Lady, would it kill you to knock first?!"

3 posted on 09/01/2009 7:38:11 AM PDT by Sloth (Ted Kennedy's brain tumor has killed more people than my gun.)
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To: Alex Murphy

George Strait had a song called “I Found Jesus on the Jailhouse Floor”, but I don’t think “I Found Jesus on a Las Vegas Toilet Seat” will have as much success.


5 posted on 09/01/2009 7:39:08 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Alex Murphy

... what was Jesus doing in an occupied bathroom?

;)


8 posted on 09/01/2009 7:41:06 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Alex Murphy

What do you want to bet she will charge admission to see the toilet seat.


10 posted on 09/01/2009 7:45:41 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Alex Murphy

A red toilet? In Las Vegas??

What in Jesus’ name is Jesus doing in a Vegas whore-house?!?!


11 posted on 09/01/2009 7:48:43 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I am Legend)
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To: Alex Murphy

Oh, I don't know ... I think it looks more like a young Charles Manson.

12 posted on 09/01/2009 7:50:07 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: Alex Murphy

She must have confused Jesus with Elvis.


16 posted on 09/01/2009 7:55:05 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Alex Murphy

SELL IT ON EBAY!


17 posted on 09/01/2009 8:09:21 AM PDT by Mr. K (THIS ADMINISTRATION IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!)
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To: Alex Murphy

Gads! What will these people do when the Judgement comes and they find out that Jesus looks more like Danny DeVito than the ZigZag guy?


18 posted on 09/01/2009 8:16:43 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Alex Murphy

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!


20 posted on 09/01/2009 8:20:10 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Alex Murphy

::::rolls eyes::::


22 posted on 09/01/2009 8:41:07 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: Alex Murphy
Magdalena Nelson's

She would know what he looks like...

23 posted on 09/01/2009 8:44:22 AM PDT by Onelifetogive (Liberals are always one genocide away from Utopia.)
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To: Alex Murphy

I see Obama in my stoll every morning.


24 posted on 09/01/2009 8:53:07 AM PDT by Vaduz
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