Our Mormon Brothers?

Reformed Evangelist ^ | May 14th, 2007 | Jeff Fuller

[Osage Orange]

I have what i have and I seek af ther what I yet lack, Yes, apperances to the contrary not withstanding, I am keenly aware of my shortcomings. I asume that everyone on this forum is aware of their own shortcomings, maybe that is an error, but I will assume it none the less. I couldn't do it again on a bet, Sorry.

Ya just did..!!!

ROFLOL!!!! You guy's are crazy..funny to the 9th degree.....

[Osage Orange]

We are night and day in our style of posting how Osage Orange makes that leap is amuzing!:)

Obviously you aren't paying attention....

But then again, maybe you are.....

[restornu]

You heard of rino, will there are mino and cino.

When folks who are Baptist or Catholic, Calvinst etc they never report ones faith only the LDS!

[Truth-Miner]

Get a grip, obviously your post touched a nerve, let wounds heal, even if it's slow, oh and play nice, look both ways before you cross the street, and wash your hands often...

Please walk when you have scissors. Leave the mud outside of the house. Return your trays and seat backs to the upright position! :)

[Truth-Miner]

So I’ll wait for my friend to get divorced then attend his church, to hear faith promoting stories, think about marriage, read post 1131 hear the sad stories, then decide against marriage anyway.
[sarcasm] OK [/sarcasm]

[MHGinTN]

I meant to ping you too, originally. Sorry about that

[restornu]

Well one of us is a he and the other is a she!:)

[Elsie]

No, we are not going to post our Sacred ceremonies on the web, sorry.

I guess you guys ARE more sacreder than us mere 'not quite believers in the restored gospel yet'ters; 'cause we'll post ANYTHING ya want to know!

[Elsie]

Is this answer a YES or a NO?

[Elsie]

When Lucifer left the fold to do his own thing is he not an out cast to the Heavenly Father an enemy?

Gosh; it's kinda hard to tell; for he's ALWAYS spouting 'scripture'!

[Elsie]

It’s been real dry here in central Indiana, too.

[Elsie]

Unfortunately the rites have been posted on the Internet by others.

Why is it considered by you to be 'unfortunate'?

Is the sacredness somehow diminished by outsiders seeing them?

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you oh so very much for those beautiful Scriptures!

[FastCoyote]

“Unfortunately the rites have been posted on the Internet by others. We keep going over the same ground, they are sacred to us and we won’t post them on lds.org or anywhere else and we don’t talk about them outside the temple.”

The best secret Mormon ritual is when they dress up as chickens and do the Chicken dance, pecking out hieroglyphics of Joseph Smith’s name in corn kernels on the floor. After that, the “Chicken Dance Orgy” occurs, but the details of that are too graphic to relate here.

[Enosh]

No, that's the Baptist Youth Ministry, led by the Preacher's daughter every Saturday night down by the riverbend, after potluck.

But it's all hush-hush, so let's not go there.

[DelphiUser]

So are you implying that the one ex-mormon is indicative of all ex-Mormons?

No, I was saying that you shouldn't believe everything you hear, only half of what you read and nothing on the Internet where people don't source.

The liability any Church would bear if leaders were actively promoting divorce is one good reason to disbelieve this story, or at least seek confirmation.

So you have an Ex-Mormon (not a dishonest person, but not a reccomendation either).
This person spends their time posting on Ex-Mormon.org or some such, odds are they are not well adjusted at this point in their life.
This person is also a divorcee (odds of being well adjusted just went down).
This person blames his or her Ex-Church for his / her divorce (The It's not my/b> fault thing divorcees do, so lower your odds).
Now this person is saying something that if true would get an institution (that has lots of money) sued, and yet there is no ongoing suit.
I'm sorry but anyone who takes that at face value needs a keeper.

That's what I am saying, just think about it.

[DelphiUser]

Well one of us is a he and the other is a she!:)

Before anyone asks, I'm a he.

LOL!

[DelphiUser]

I guess you guys ARE more sacreder than us mere 'not quite believers in the restored gospel yet'ters; 'cause we'll post ANYTHING ya want to know!

OK, Lets see...
Name (your real one)
Social Security Number
Birthday
Address (the one you use on Credit cards)
Credit card numbers (and don't forget the three digit number from the back)
Bank account numbers and balances

There are some things it's just not smart to post on the Internet, you know? Besides they have been posted by liars why would we want to compete with them?

(you see in order to go to the temple, you are asked to covenant with God to keep the proceedings sacred and not reveal them, you are asked to do this of your own free will or not participate. Therefore all who have received these ordinances have promised God and every one else in the room they will not reveal them. if they do, how can you trust what they say, for they are already lying to God.)

[greyfoxx39]

What's a Binger? (placemark)

[DelphiUser]

Is the sacredness somehow diminished by outsiders seeing them?

In a word, Yes.

There is also the little matter of the covenants being broken by the one who revealed them.

Almost funnier than that BTW is I have seen three different versions on the Internet, each of them has part of the ceremony wrong, so you will never know how accurate what you are reading is. (The one with children being sacrificed on the alter, it's wrong too.)