“Unfortunately the rites have been posted on the Internet by others. We keep going over the same ground, they are sacred to us and we won’t post them on lds.org or anywhere else and we don’t talk about them outside the temple.”
The best secret Mormon ritual is when they dress up as chickens and do the Chicken dance, pecking out hieroglyphics of Joseph Smith’s name in corn kernels on the floor. After that, the “Chicken Dance Orgy” occurs, but the details of that are too graphic to relate here.
But it's all hush-hush, so let's not go there.