Posted on 06/11/2003 7:10:39 PM PDT by bmwcyle
Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.
I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force. Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.
I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force.
As their line grew to a few hundred, Angelwood, Alwaysfree, BillF, Letsrok, sauropod, bvw, Jimmy Valentine's brother, tgslTakoma, Taxman, Xthe17th, GOP Capitalist, and the one the only kristinn came late. We also had help from some great lurkers.
The boys played them some music and I will let them fill you in on that.
"Hey Hil! What about Juanita Broaddrick? (Rape is not a family value.) (from the "triple threat" FReeper in the "Fry Mumia" t-shirt - sporting 3 signs)
"Hey Hil! Was your persecution of Billy Dale a "faltering misstep of a new administration"? (same as above) "Smartest woman in the world" sez: "Kenneth Starr saved my marriage" BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (same as above)
Third sign has a "new" cover of the book with Hillary's bored face (same as above)
"Where's the silverware?"
"It takes a village to ghostwrite." (by Angelwood!!!)
"Raking in the Money" (by Angelwood)
"Ken Starr's Puritan Zealotry Made Bill Clinton Commit Perjury in a Civil Rights Trial" (by Satan/Dr. Raoul)
"Hillary, No Pardon on Our Deal" (by Satan/Dr. Raoul)
"The Mind is the Most Important Sex Organ - Monica vs. Hillary - Who's the Brightest?"
""Ignoring History" - Bubba's Assaults: Eileen Wellstone, Carolyn Moffet, Juanita Broaddrick, Suzane Coleman, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Paula Corbin Jones, Sandra Allen James, Christy Zercher, Kathleen Willey"
"Hillary Knew"
"I believe Juanita"
"Will pen any memoir for $8 million" (from the FReeper in the ghost costume)Living Dead history for Arkancide victims: Vince Foster, Jerry Parks, Ron Brown, Buddy the Dog, etc. .... Who's next? (also from the FReeper in the ghost costume)
"I am too young to know what oral sex is - thanks! NOT Clinton" (by a young FReeper)
"Her Heinous brews another cauldron of lies"
Actually, I think that's what Slick Willie has on his Mr. Happy. Her Heinous probably has never contracted them, but I bet a few interns and rape victims may have.
#4 is definitely gonna be a new sign for the June 18 McLean, VA FReep. Sorry Kristinn, I can't make today's DC appearance after all; Wish y'all well though and will look forward to your AA report.
I would do it, but I doubt she will be coming anywhere near me. I do recall waaay back in 1993 or 1994 that someone had The Bent One sign Rush Limbaugh's "The Way Things Ought To Be".
Would she be Head Mistress: Dumbulldyke?
You will have other opportunities. Check this out - we have a running list of Hillary's book-signing sites:
Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer
Thurs, Jun 12, 2003, Time: 12noon-2pm
Trover Shop
221 Pennsylvania Ave Se
Washington, DC 20003
Phone: (202) 547-2665
Thursday, June 12: Meet Hillary Rodham Clinton as we help to celebrate the publication of her new memoir Living History. Noon - 2:00 (Due to security concerns, only copies of Living History will be signed, and no packages, backpacks or cameras will be allowed in the shop. All books must be purchased at the event. Phone orders are being accepted, but will be filled if time and stock permit - 202-547-2665.
Wed, Jun 18, 2003, Time: 7:30pm
Location: Books-a-Million
1457 Chain Bridge Rd
Mc Lean, VA 22101-3722
Phone:(703)893-7640
With that bug-eyed open mouth expression we've seen in pictures of her signing one has to wonder what "helper drugs" she's hopped up on to get all those books signed, not to metion actually look at "people" in the face.
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