A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....06-10-03...."Dansy's Angels...Ms. Smokie and Sylvie"

Dutchess and Billie | Gizmo

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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How precious we "creatures" big and small are. We bring fun, laughter and comfort to you, our human family and friends. . .. and yes . . . aggravation too! We hope you enjoy this weekly thread and also hope you will allow us the honor of featuring your special furry (or not so furry) FrPet on the Finest.

All Creatures Great and Small....
"Dansy's Angels....Ms. Smokie and Sylvie"

Happy Tuesday FR friends and FRPets. Gizmo here. Mom and Dad packed me up last night and I headed to Atlanta. Let me tell you. Coming from a small rural town to "the big city" was a real culture shock. I swear, the cab ride from the airport to Ms. Smokie and Sylvie's house about did me in.

I decided to do this interview solo as Codee will be 16 next week and I wasn't sure how she would handle the heat. FredtheCat is still "disco dancing" to Sister Sledges "We Are Family". She was so taken with the "Texas Varmints" she met at Roscoe's (son of Billie) that she's recruiting an assortment of Ohio varmints. Moles, a handful of squirrels and…can you believe…an opposum who is now named "Oppie". Ugh!

Anyway….I expected a "warm welcome" but instead found Dansy and .45Man already sound asleep…with Smokie under the bed and Sylvie wedged between them. They did leave some water, a midnight snack and a promise to be up very early so I could get this posted in time.

Like clockwork Dansy was up bright and early….set some ground rules…geesh….I can see why she is known as the "inquisitor" and left for the job she affectionately dubs "hell".

So Smokie and Sylvie….(who are eyeing me suspiciously…having been apartment bound all their lives and never having met a canine before) can you tell me how you came to be a part of this family?

(staring at each other….still not sure…clearly not jumping on their "mom's" idea that they should talk to a "dog.")

Cookie...waiting at Rainbow Bridge

Smokie: The folks moved to Atlanta in 1998 with Cookie, a 13 year old kitty who was getting "feeble". They thought some "young blood" in the house would perk Cookie up. They found me in December that year at a Humane Society promotion held at the local PetSmart.

(Suddenly Dansy bursts into the room…under the guise that she forgot her "lunch money.")

Gizmo: Yea right! Another FR sister control freak! (as we attempted to ignore her)

Smokie: I appeared to be a very docile and quiet kitty. Boy were they wrong! The first time I opened my mouth up shortly after I got home, they found out that I have a healthy set of lungs! My "Meow" belies my size (a petite 8 pounds). I come from a lineage of Siamese with attitudes!

Gizmo: (thinking…ahem…this is almost déjà vu from the FreetheHostages interview….what is it with these Freeperbabes….can't they let their "pets" speak for themselves!)

Okay Dansy…I hear you have a VERY demanding job…so just get your "two cents" in and then…PLEASE let me do my job!

Dansy: (not the least bit intimidated…or even "getting the hint" )Smokie and Cookie bonded over the three years that they were together. Cookie had to be confined to the laundry room off of the kitchen because she had a hard time finding her food and litter box. Smokie, ever the agile kitty, would visit by hopping over the child gate that kept Cookie from wandering around. Sometimes I would catch them touching noses through the mesh.

Giz: (looking at the clock) Ahem…dans…aren't you going to be late for work…

(dansy looks at her watch…gives the kids a huge hug and heads out the door…)

Smokie: Cookie passed away in January 2002. After 16 years, it was such a great loss for all of us. I was so saddened by the loss of a friend and sister. .Dad suggested finding me a companion, but mom wasn't sure she was ready to "replace" Cookie. She said "How can one replace a family member?"

Gizmo: So what happened?

Sylvie: ME!!!! Last February Mom and Dad were out shopping and decided to stop at another Humane Society/Pet Smart adoption day and ogle at "us orphans". I was about 5 months at the time, with cool black and white markings, and.... I guess I closely resembled "Ralph", another dearly departed kitty who passed on in May, 1998. I remember mom kept staring, instantly mesmerized by my perfect "tuxedo" markings. As she came closer to my cage I looked at her with my best "I need you" soulful green eyes - She was hopelessly hooked and I was immediately "adopted".

Gizmo: So Smokie…what did you think?

(at this moment .45man stopped in….nice guy…one of us…I REALLY liked him….he rubbed my belly…gave me a treat….showed me his "shooter" and filled me in as Smokie and Sylvia took a little "kitty food and litter break")

.45man: There was a lot of growling and hissing in the beginning and some serious rough-housing. Eventually, the rough-housing turned into good-natured play. Sylvie sometimes forgets that she has an unfair advantage, she still has her claws while Smokie does not. We occasionally hear growling and spitting from Ms. Smokie, but we don't think she'd trade in her feisty little sister for anything.

Gizmo: Thanks .45 Hope you can keep that woman of yours in check. God knows dad and I try with MOM!

Gizmo (to Smokie and Sylvia): Okay…a few more questions. Where do you "hang in the apartment?

Sylvie: My favorite spot is either perched on the toilet tank or in the bedroom window. Smokie prefers to be curled up on Dad's computer chair or on his spot on the couch.

Gizmo: Anything special you want to tell me about each other. Like what do you do all day?

Smokie: Well…sleep and eat! That is what cats are supposed to do! Also, Sylvie hunts pens from "dad's" desk and hides them under the coffee table. When he begins to run low on pens, he just moves the coffee table and...voila!

Gizmo: What about you're politics, given your "moms" leanings?

Smokie: I'm definitely a conservative…...Sylvie tends to be a libertarian - no rules! LOL!

Gizmo: So tell me the real scoop on you're parents. They are obviously IN LOVE…with a capital L….are big time gun toting second amendment types….what are they really like?

Sylvie: THEY are really boring people and so lovey-dovey it's sickening - LOL! But, we can feel the excitement when DAD is FReeping from his computer, mom at her laptop and something "BIG" is happening on FR! The whole place lights up!!!!!

Gizmo: Regarding guns…we know your folks are big into that…opinions?

Smokie: I have an aversion to guns, but Sylvie is more daring. She likes "Mom's" new Walther P88 and hops up on the bed when Mom is putting it inside her concealed carry handbag for the weekend.

Sylvie: Well…I'm just trying to take care of my older sister and family. Guns don't shoot people, people shoot people!

Gizmo: A good way to look at it…hey gals…am heading out before rush hour traffic AND BEFORE your mom comes home….MY MOM warned me that I might be subject to a great inquisitive interview if your mom "corners" me! It's been great meeting you. For cats you two are pretty cool!...SEE YOU!

Gizmo: Well that's it folks….Just caught my flight, mom had the good sense to pack my "wooby". and a cute little stewardess has offered me her lap… LIFE IS GOOD!

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[dansangel]

Do you know...last night as I would working on this it dawned on me what your screen name meant....Dan's Angel?????? Well duh!

Don't worry about it! :-) I've had people ask me if it was a German word for something.

I probably should have mentioned his BD to you - sorry - but he hates anyone making a big deal over him, so it's probably best this way.

((((((dutchess and Giz))))))))))

[dansangel]

BTW....your kitties wanted me to post this to you and .45man. They said you are good mama and papa cats. : )

LOL! Thank you!

See? They may be spoiled rotten, but they're still good kids!

[dansangel]

Oh my, NO! *No* silver bullets from me if you're going to harm our Wolfie! :-(

[FreeTheHostages]

Will I be hearing from you soon with next week's contribution ? :)

Good question, duly noted. I would love to get something into you before the weekend too, inasmuch as I plan to be in Vermont Friday-Sunday. Still, the truthful answer to your question is I don't know yet, but I'll let you know by this time tomorrow.

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOL! Thank you!
See? They may be spoiled rotten, but they're still good kids!

I'll bet! They're really cute...... get their looks from mama cat, I'm sure. : )

[Billie]

Good afternoon, and I hope you brought your written excuse from your mom - you're late today. :)

[ST.LOUIE1]

Oh my, NO! *No* silver bullets from me if you're going to harm our Wolfie! :-(

Thanks, dansy, maybe YOU could shoot Pip! LOL

[ST.LOUIE1]

Fuzzy, get yourself over here.....jet lag doesn't last this long. : )

[The Thin Man]

You're back. I guess your Mean People's Anonymous meeting must've ended. :-)

[Billie]

Ohhhhh, THAT must be Pip's cutest logo yet! One to go with Meekie's cowboys!

[The Thin Man]

I don't have a silver bullet. How 'bout a nerf ball, instead?

[Billie]

Awww, another cutie for my bluebird collection! Uh-oh, there's an idea for a thread! Collections.....hmmmm! Maybe not! It could SURELY bog us down unless we didn't post ALL of them at once!

How's the Finest Favorite Pet?

[The Thin Man]

We may be "boring" but we make a cute couple! LOL!! :-)

.45MAN disputed what the cat said about being boring. Now you seem to agree with it. Before posting, I wish you two would get your story straight. LOL!

[dansangel]

Before posting, I wish you two would get your story straight. LOL!

We're like Smokie and Sylvie - diametrically opposed. Maybe that's why we get along so well! :-)

[dansangel]

Thanks, dansy, maybe YOU could shoot Pip! LOL

Oh NO....absolutely not! Billie has told me over and over....no blood on the Finest!! :-)

[The Thin Man]

Hope you didn't find any mistakes today :o)

Well, I did, but it wouldn't be prudent to mention it since I've made the same error several times. :)

[Billie]

Oh no, I was afraid this would eventually happen. We have a dispute between a cat and its owner.

Dutchess, you might want to reconsider doing these threads. I would hate to think a happy household could be ruined by a talkative pet. :-)

{Sigh.} Sometimes you just render me speechless - you're not supposed to say something funny and ruin any retort I might have - you're just supposed to be annoying.

[dansangel]

Uh-oh, there's an idea for a thread! Collections.....hmmmm!

Oooooh-oooooh! I *like* it. Go for it! :-)

[Billie]

Oops! Forgot my smiley. :)

[Mama_Bear]

Fuzzy, get yourself over here.....jet lag doesn't last this long. : )

LOL! Oh, alright! I'm here!

I thought I could drag this 'jet lag' thing out for at least a week. Hey, it's gotten me out of fixing dinner for three nights. ;-)