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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....06-03-03....Face Off at the Finest
FreeTheHostages; Billie
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Posted on 06/03/2003 5:28:07 AM PDT by Billie
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by FreeTheHostages
PRELUDE.....
Dansangel was peacefully resting on her couch, watching her favorite newschannel, CNN, when FreeTheHostages rang her doorbell.
"I read the New York Times: I get my news from anonymous, low-level sources."
FREE: All right, already! Can we get this over with, please?
DANSY: What??!! What are YOU doing here?
FREE: Im here to be interviewed for my Freepers Finest profile. Ive chosen you to do it.
DANSY: LOL, just like an arrogant right-winger to think you should be profiled twice! Sorry, Ive already exposed you as an unrepentant conservative. (Starting to shut the door.)
FREE: Actually, Ive never been profiled by you or anyone else.
DANSY: Wow, really! Well, Ive read so much of your right-wing tripe it certainly *seems* like youve been profiled here - endlessly.
FREE: Nope, check it out. Im officially un-profiled. (flopping down on Dansangels couch) Take your best shot, honey.
(The two glare at each other.)
DANSY: Ok, youve got a deal. Let me just clean up this coffee table and get a notepad. (Dansangel carefully stacks a pile of New York Times newspapers neatly on a corner of the table.)
THE INTERVIEW BEGINS.....
DANSY: You strike me as a little dangerous.
FREE: How so?
DANSY: I mean, you go out and actually Freep in D.C.
Free does lots of the important "behind-the-scenes" jobs at DC Freeps.
FREE: Nah, thats not what makes me dangerous to you. What makes me dangerous to you is that Im female, Ivy League-educated (twice!), but Im not a liberal. You find that disturbing, dont you?
DANSY: Not really. "Tragically sad" is another phrase that comes to mind.
FREE: How so?
DANSY: Well, I mean, there you are, being trained by some of the best liberal minds in the country, and its readily apparent you did not take full advantage of this opportunity.
FREE: Ah, see, thats where you and I disagree. I didnt go get my education as a "pedigree", and I didnt do it to belong to some special snobby club where everyone had to think alike. I went to school to learn, and at college I studied doggedly and learn I did. The liberal thing just never "took." I used to think my Vermont roots make me culturally impervious to brainwashing of any sort. Well, I was once (for a short while) a Democrat; I did vote for Jimmy Carter; I just liked all his values talk, frankly.
DANSY: Well, Carter, that was a good start. How did you go so horribly wrong?
FREE: I studied math and began to think about things logically. I also took many courses in political philosophy. Even read a lot of serious Marx, which I truly believe every educated person should read.
DANSY: Well, thats a relief to hear!
FREE: Yup. Everyone should know about the kind of distended, magical thinking that leads to the Gulags.
IN WHICH DANSANGEL LEARNS THAT LIBERALS CAN BE SEXIST ALSO.....
DANSY: But still, youre a female and you majored in math, didnt you experience a lot of sex discrimination?
FREE: Well, I just didnt major in math, I was brilliant at it. I scored the top percentile in the graduate record exams - among all math majors preparing to enter math doctoral programs. And as to discrimination, theres a lot less of it in math than in other professions because, if youre right, youre right. But I did experience some sex discrimination because I majored in math.
DANSY: Ah ha!! I KNEW it. How can you possibly turn your back on the only life philosophy, liberalism, that can protect women such as yourselves?
FREE: Um, actually, it was liberal women at Harvard that discriminated against me. I was delayed entrance to Phi Beta Kappa until my senior year because some of the older Radcliffe women felt a female math major was, by definition, not "well-rounded." And when I applied to be a proctor for bright high school science students over the summer, I was turned down by these same liberal feminists on the grounds that female science students shouldnt have science or math majors as role models because that would be "too much" and "too sciency" for their delicate constitutions. But I never had a Harvard math professor (mine all were male) give me a lower grade because I was a girl.
IN WHICH DANSANGEL LEARNS THAT CIVIL RIGHTS ISNT JUST FOR LEFTISTS ANY MORE.....
DANSY: Thats just ridiculous. Its men that discriminate against women! Its white people that discriminate against blacks! Thats why we all *need* liberalism!
FREE: Funny you should mention racism. I worked hard on the anti-apartheid movement because I believed that black South Africans deserved freedom and democracy. I was pretty big in the anti-apartheid movement on campus, in fact: one of the main organizers of a 7,000 person rally in 1985. I did all that without once feeling the need to be liberal.
DANSY: This is very very disturbing.
FREE: (smiling) I thought it would bother you.
DANSY: (speaking a little louder) If you believe in equal opportunity, than you are a liberal - you just dont know it!
FREE: I strongly and fervently believe in equal rights and equal opportunity. Thats one of the big reasons why I am a conservative.
DANSY: This is unbearable! (standing up and becoming agitated) Your entire political philosophy is antithetical to everything that Republicanism represents to me!
FREE: (smiling broadly) Sorry to get you so upset. (chewing bubble gum, popping a bubble, playing with a rubber band) But its right before the 2004 elections, so I guess you liberals are going to have to get used to being upset. Consider this a warm-up!
DANSY: Ooooh! Ill get you, missy!! There must be something organic in your brain that makes you think you should believe in civil rights and yet be registered as a Republican.
FREE: Well, dont feel bad if you dont believe Im a Republican. I once had to go through one of those security investigations and the FBI agent was positively annoyed to learn I both worked on anti-apartheid stuff and was a Republican. I frankly think he didnt believe me. Freedom in South African, and freedom in Iraq, and freedom everywhere. Its all about democracy and liberty and small governments that let the people breath. Its just as President Bush said - liberty is a gift from God.
IN WHICH DANSANGEL DISCOVERS THE TRUE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM.....
DANSY: Ah, I get it. Youre a religious fanatic.
FREE: If you mean do I call myself a Christian, yes. I try hard most times.
DANSY: Ah ha! (sitting down and smiling) Ive got you now!!! The opiate of the masses! Ive discovered the problem!
FREE: Thats one of my favorite things about Marx himself and most Ivy League Marxists - they refer to the "people" as the "masses," "religion" as an "opiate," and generally use language to distance themselves from the little people. I never met someone with Marxist tendencies who wasnt just positive that they were smarter than the average bear. You know, always summarily dismissing conservative thoughts with vacuous labels such as "stupid."
DANSY: Thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard.
FREE: (smiling) Really? You dont say . . . .
April 12, 2003 Rally for America
EPILOGUE: DANSANGEL TRIES TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THE INTERVIEW.....
DANSY: (adjusting collar nervously) OK, I need the basic bio stuff. How you got your name, all that stuff.
FREE: I first Freeped outside the Chinese embassy, asking peaceably to release our air crew from captivity in 2001. Thats how I got my name. You know, the Chinese Marxists have killed a lot of Tibetans. I think some days Id like my name to be "FreeTibet" too. There are a lot of hostages to Marxism throughout the world today.
DANSY: What about the rest? I dont seem to be getting any of the information I want out of you. Why do you Freep?
FREE: I hate to disappoint you, but theres nothing more to tell. Democrats arent Marxists, but theyre precisely the wrong solution to many of this countrys important problems (including sexism and racism): they think about people as groups and they think government should control those groups. I think true unity comes from individuals uniting democratically rather than engaging in divisive group-think. "Freedom and Unity" - thats the Vermont state motto, yknow. Thats the long and the short of it: I Freep to help secure and preserve the blessings of liberty.
DANSY: (shaking Free by the shoulders!) Snap out of it! You are a Democrat, you just dont know it!!
FREE: (tauntingly) I voted for Bush, and Ill vote for him again.
DANSY: Stop!! Stop!!! I cant hear anymore of this!! (gasping for breath)
With that, Dansangel stood up and ushered Free out the door, her face ashen and drawn, her hands clinched tightly. Once outside, Free blew one more bubble with her gum.... then, using the wad as glue, took out her "Bush 2004" sign and affixed it prominently to Dansangel's mailbox. Free smiled, "It was a good interview. I'm glad she asked me."
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To: FreeTheHostages; dansangel
Congratulations on being in today's Finest spotlight!
Since both you and Dansy took the easy route today,
I decided to give you the same bouquet rather than spending time searching! LOL
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posted on
06/03/2003 7:54:10 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless Our Troops and God Bless America!)
To: martin_fierro
(My computers are just now staggering back from a viral infection) I'm gettin' over one myself (can ya tell?):
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posted on
06/03/2003 7:56:00 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: dansangel
Hope you are having a wonderful Tuesday. Doin' jes lovely, my dear. Thanks!
....'tis very *wet* here in Atlanta once again!
Whew ! I know whatcha mean.
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posted on
06/03/2003 7:59:19 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: Billie
Oh! I read part of it. Guess I better finish it now !
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:01:19 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: dansangel
Now, now, in my own way I did not pull my punches on myself, either. Hee hee. I was pointedly arrogant! As always when titans fight, neither of us come off smelling like a rose.
As to your New York Times disclaimer, I dunno. I definitely saw some New York Times material about . . . . And wasn't that Wolf Blitzer you were watching when I dropped by?
To: dansangel
LOL. By the way, I am actively researching how to remove the bubble gum from your mailbox. Sorry about that. Got carried away. (Or, err, um, rather, Billie -- whom you note is co-author, apparently witnesses this unruly behavior.)
To: martin_fierro
That picture is adorable! And thanks for your help for Friday, too! It's way cool!
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:04:08 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: MeeknMing
LOL! Yeah, I could tell. Don't work TOO hard now!
My Lesson of the (previous) Week: ALWAYS run the latest antiviral definitions (duuuh)!
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:04:11 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Billie
Good Morning, Billie!
Since you did another excellent presentation, I purchased a third bouquet. I got a huge discount by buying in quantity!
Thanks for providing these threads!!
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:04:42 AM PDT
by
JustAmy
(God Bless Our Troops and God Bless America!)
To: Billie
Hey, if you have a better montage photo in mind, send it to me! I'll "montage" it ASAP
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:05:31 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: martin_fierro
Welcome back to the land of the living.
To: FreeTheHostages; Billie; dutchess
And wasn't that Wolf Blitzer you were watching when I dropped by?It was Geraldo, you know-it-all! See? I like my news "fair and balanced"!!
:-)
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:06:44 AM PDT
by
dansangel
(America - love it, support it or LEAVE it!)
To: Jimmy Valentine's brother
I so agree! A lot of rats are socialists and don't even know that they are.
To: dansangel
"I still have Lars."
Sigh, yes I know. It's my jealousy over precisely that point that drove me to do this.
To: FreeTheHostages; Billie; dutchess
By the way, I am actively researching how to remove the bubble gum from your mailbox.Lars handled it for me. Some mineral spirits and some elbow grease (Meowwwrrrrr - love to watch those muscles ripple!!)
:-)
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:08:44 AM PDT
by
dansangel
(America - love it, support it or LEAVE it!)
To: FreeTheHostages
{{{{{{{FREETHA!}}}}}}}
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:09:05 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: dutchess; dansangel; FreeTheHostages; ST.LOUIE1; jwfiv; LadyX; MeeknMing; Diver Dave; All
Hi, Sistah! Yes, we had a blast creating this one!
When Free first mentioned doing a spoof interview of herself by dansy, I thought what a cute idea! Then when she sent it to me last week, immediately I knew what the title should be and how it could be 'presented'! After the gum-chewing part, and Free gave me full editing privileges, I knew I HAD to write the conclusion....and include the bubblegum some way!
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:09:09 AM PDT
by
Billie
To: jwfiv; dansangel
Thank you.
I can only add that it was particularly easy to "win" this face-off because, well, we didn't let dansangel help write it. Hee hee. It's kinda like cheating, I confess.
To: FreeTheHostages
Sigh, yes I know. It's my jealousy over precisely that point that drove me to do this.The green-eyed monster is not becoming to you. Get over it! :-)
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posted on
06/03/2003 8:09:50 AM PDT
by
dansangel
(America - love it, support it or LEAVE it!)
To: dansangel; ST.LOUIE1
Ok, ok. We can't let wolfie see us fighting over Lars, after all.
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