[biblewonk]

Wow, 396,000 years before the universe was created.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'd have thought Hillary's ankles would have been bred out of the race by now.

[ClearCase_guy]

I'm confused. I didn't think that Homo Sapiens were in existence 400,000 years ago (according to scientists). Maybe Neanderthal's were. But they are not part of our evolutionary tree (according to scientists). So, what sort of life-form was here 400,000 years ago? Something a bit more chimp like?

[Free Trapper]

First thing I thought when I saw the photo was "Venus figure".

[Hegemony Cricket]

This creature is obviously wearing a spacesuit. Can't you see the helmet? Must be one of those ancient astronauts.

[Charles Henrickson]

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that sculpture out. That's a good-looking sculpture!"
--Bill Clinton

[HankReardon]

Global catastrophism. Things don't always take a long time to happen, the earth may have been in upheaval, misplaced this relic in the older strata.

[lawdude]

Helen Thomas.

[evets]

Writing found nearby deciphered: "Holy mackerel dig the a*ss on that broad!"

[error99]

One time, Cliff Claven found a potato that looked like Abe Lincoln !

[Consort]

Some guy named Achmed made the statuette about 2 years ago using some 400,000-year-old clay he found under a rock.

[LiteKeeper]

YEC skeptical read later

[2nd Amendment]

could be the kneecap of an elephant or a joselyn elders prop

[P.O.E.]

Perhaps a caveman found it this interestingly shaped rock and said to his friend, "Hey doesn't this look like Old Lady McRumprock?"

[Eternal_Bear]

If Chimps can paint, they can sculpt too I bet. If this is sculpture it was made by some advanced form of Homo Erectus most likely a direct ancestor.

[SevenDaysInMay]

400,000 years of porn. Man has always had a fondness for naken women and saving images in their cultures ideal of beauty, except Islamics who really do like blondes.

For millenia Babylon was the leading consumer market for sex slaves from the region of the Lithuanian Kingdom, aka blonde children from Eastern Europe and Russia who did not "have more fun", herded over a thousand miles from their murdered families. I've read that even today, Baghdad has the highest percentage of blondes of any Arab nation, tribute to those lusty buyers of breeder children of the north.

[Some hope remaining.]

Teddy Kennedy's great-great-great-great-great-.....-great-great-grandfather?

[RightWhale]

The stone axes are just as interesting and the date is more certain. If the figurine is that old, that would indicate the people of the day were already on the way to controlling natural forces through science.

[Swordmaker]

The real question is not who carved this statue but how did they get Rosie O'Donnell to pose for it.

[SunkenCiv]

A Blast from the Past.

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