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Word is made flesh as God reveals himself... as a fish
The Observer (U.K.) ^
| 03/16/03
| Edward Helmore
Posted on 03/15/2003 5:11:19 PM PST by Pokey78
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:11:19 PM PST
by
Pokey78
To: Pokey78
The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.
Brings to mind something about a prophet being without honor is him homeland.
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:15:32 PM PST
by
TomGuy
To: Pokey78; Wrigley; RnMomof7; CCWoody; xzins; JesseShurun
Carp?
Sure this isn't dyslexic and the "a" and "r" are reversed?
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:16:48 PM PST
by
drstevej
To: Pokey78
There are just some weeks when The Onion will have a hard time keeping up with the world!
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:19:04 PM PST
by
JoeSchem
To: Pokey78
I think someone was watching that singing bass after smoking a bit too much whacky tobaccy.
To: Pokey78
I bought one of those for my kid's a couple of christmas's ago....
Mine sang songs though.....Nothing about end of the world....
Sigh....
Now my kid's will want one of these talking "end of the world" fish....
We'll no sense carping about it...the little shrimps won't get it.....It would probably cost me a fin....not to mention, they would probably miss school and clam up....
Of course, I could get them one, just for the Hal-i-but....
NeverGore :^)
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:20:43 PM PST
by
nevergore
(Stupid is as stupid does....)
To: nevergore
ROFL!
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:22:03 PM PST
by
smokeyjon
To: Young Rhino
New Square?? Hillary?? Talking Fish??? That explains it!!!
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:22:36 PM PST
by
Sacajaweau
(Hillary: Constitutional Scholar! NOT)
To: Pokey78
Koi vey!
To: Pokey78
The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah.
Any carp that tells me that, bud, I'm putting on a yamuka
and heading for the synagogue.
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:23:39 PM PST
by
tet68
(Jeremiah 51:24 ..."..Before your eyes I will repay Babylon for all the wrong they have done in Zion")
To: tet68
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:24:29 PM PST
by
Pokey78
To: nevergore
I'd reply but I've got a haddock.
If I had a haddock, I'd take some calomel.
Ooo, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:25:37 PM PST
by
tet68
(Jeremiah 51:24 ..."..Before your eyes I will repay Babylon for all the wrong they have done in Zion")
To: tet68
Let's see if the palestinians take the bait
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:29:31 PM PST
by
ladyesk
To: Pokey78
According to two fish-cutters at the
New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.
New Square is the orthodox town where everyone voted for Hillary after her husband pardoned someone from the town. It figures they would think a talking fish is the voice of God.
To: TomGuy
"The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold."
I find it strange that anyone would try to kill something they thought was God. Not a good move business-wise either. What would a hebrew speaking carp be worth on the lecture circuit??
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:31:19 PM PST
by
lstanle
To: Pokey78
Just as long as it doesn't start singing "Don't Worry - Be Happy"
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:34:08 PM PST
by
PMCarey
To: Pokey78
"An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew, in what many Jews worldwide are hailing as a modern miracle."
Whats the miracle? New York has a 200lb (?) talking Ass trying to convert millions into believing government has all the answers!!!
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:35:04 PM PST
by
Dacus943
To: nevergore
I'm sorry but I have to say it - they'd rather believe in a talking fish than Jesus Christ?
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:36:08 PM PST
by
Sabatier
To: Pokey78
Once again satire and reality have a head on collision.
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:37:43 PM PST
by
Fzob
(Why does this tag line keep showing up?)
To: Pokey78
Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
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posted on
03/15/2003 5:38:25 PM PST
by
KillTime
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