[TomGuy]

The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold.

Brings to mind something about a prophet being without honor is him homeland.

[drstevej]

Carp?
Sure this isn't dyslexic and the "a" and "r" are reversed?

[JoeSchem]

There are just some weeks when The Onion will have a hard time keeping up with the world!

[Young Rhino]

I think someone was watching that singing bass after smoking a bit too much whacky tobaccy.

[nevergore]

I bought one of those for my kid's a couple of christmas's ago....

Mine sang songs though.....Nothing about end of the world....

Sigh....

Now my kid's will want one of these talking "end of the world" fish....

We'll no sense carping about it...the little shrimps won't get it.....It would probably cost me a fin....not to mention, they would probably miss school and clam up....

Of course, I could get them one, just for the Hal-i-but....

NeverGore :^)

[tophat9000]

Koi vey!

[tet68]

The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah.

Any carp that tells me that, bud, I'm putting on a yamuka
and heading for the synagogue.

[I still care]

According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew.

New Square is the orthodox town where everyone voted for Hillary after her husband pardoned someone from the town. It figures they would think a talking fish is the voice of God.

[PMCarey]

Just as long as it doesn't start singing "Don't Worry - Be Happy"

[Dacus943]

"An obscure Jewish sect in New York has been gripped in awe by what it believes to be a mystical visitation by a 20lb carp that was heard shouting in Hebrew, in what many Jews worldwide are hailing as a modern miracle."

Whats the miracle? New York has a 200lb (?) talking Ass trying to convert millions into believing government has all the answers!!!

[Fzob]

Once again satire and reality have a head on collision.

[KillTime]

Smile! You're on Candid Camera.

[veronica]

My mother called me this AM, and read me the NY Times piece on this story, and we were laughing so hard. The NYT article has a more humorous take on it, and I'll post it here, just for halibut... ;)

Skeptics can carp, but a New York fish is the talk of the town

Personally I think it all might be a Purim prank...:)

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[SamAdams76]

[Jhoffa_]

I am not going to discunt this.

No reason, just not.

[noutopia]

Carp is a trash fish that you throw back.Do people really eat them?

[Consort]

I caught God last year, but I threw him back.

[freedomcrusader]

This one's too easy - it's like shooting fish in a barrel

[FReepaholic]

Carpe Carp: Sieze the Fish