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To: TomGuy
"The animated carp commanded Rosen to pray and study the Torah. Rosen tried to kill the fish but injured himself. It was finally butchered by Nivelo and sold."

I find it strange that anyone would try to kill something they thought was God. Not a good move business-wise either. What would a hebrew speaking carp be worth on the lecture circuit??

15 posted on 03/15/2003 5:31:19 PM PST by lstanle
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To: Pokey78
The fish monger bets everyone his fish will sing for Rosh Hashannah. But when he gets there the fish doesn't sing. He says to the fish "you cost me a lot of money!" The fish replies, "just think of the odds for Yom Kippur"
21 posted on 03/15/2003 5:39:15 PM PST by ladyesk
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