[Isara]

Jean Weber blocks traffic leading into Boston as protesters against possible U.S. war with Iraq (news - web sites) demonstrate in Boston, Massachusetts March 15, 2003. Weber was later taken away in handcuffs by the Massachusetts State Police. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

[smokeyjon]

"What would you do if she was in front of your car?"

Some "creative redecorating" would be done with that little sign of hers.

[Grampa Dave]

My OJ Simpson Bronco has extremely loud horns. I would roll up the window and trigger the alarm button and let the horns work.

[M Kehoe]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

Help her practice the limbo.

5.56mm

[Catspaw]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

This very loud voice is telling me, "RAMMING SPEED!"

[anoldafvet]

Who's in front of my car? I don't see anybody in front of my car. Nothing to see here, drive on.

[harpseal]

Keep moving. Unless I would hit the car in front of me then I would stop an inch from their bumper. If no car in front accellerate.

[JimRed]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

Gee, officer, I must have missed the brake pedal...

[hoosierskypilot]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

Who was in the car? Somebody important? Or just some average person trying to get to work?

Their tactics make no sense.

[meyer]

What would you do if she was in front of your car? <p.I'm a nice guy - I'd jump out of the car and bash her with my mag-light until she either moved or became immobilized so that I could drag her worthless carcass off of the road. Gut instinct is to put it in 4WD low-range and drive over her, but I'm not quite ready for that.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Well a quite a few years ago I had a similar situation only with children.
Back when I was a younger lass I lived in rual area that was attached to a large city. The neighbour kids decided that they were going to play football or baseball in the middle of the street instead of their huge yard. They would not allows traffic through(except me). They would continue to play their game as if nothing was wrong.
Well the first time I encounted the situation I got a little impatient and started rolling the car until it touched their backsides and then leaned on the horn. When they jumped I rolled forward again. As they scurried out of the way I informed them that I had little stickers on my door to mark how many "road kills" I had made.
The next time I challanged them I beeped twice and sped up, instead of slowing down. The mother hurried down to my house in a rage that I was going to hit one of her little darlings. I calmly informed her to keep her little darling out of the street and in their own yard and she would have nothing to worry about. I further explained that I had the right to drive on the public road and that her children had a huge yard to play in.
That solved the problem for me anyway, when they saw my car appear they scattered.

Several other neighbors saw them scatter when they saw me coming and questioned me how I had achieved this feat.
They were stunned when I told them. Another neighbor tried my technique and they started clearing a path for him also.

[Cachelot]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

Full ahead. If she dented my fender I'd sue her family.

[Salamander]

Surreptitiously put the truck in neutral, plaster an INSANE grin across my face and floor it.

That ol' "cherry bomb" straight-through muffler sure is loud

You'll be amazed how fast the insolent laggers will "bust a move", as it were....:)

[ml/nj]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

I couldn't do it, but I wish some driver lawyer would file a civil claim for damages against people like this. At the very least it would offer more punishment that whatever the State Police are likely to suggest.

ML/NJ

[Samurai_Jack]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

Foot Slipped Off the Brake and onto the gas pedal.

[bert]

Run her over carefully

[Beck_isright]

"What would you do if she was in front of your car?"

I would be putting ice on my sore knuckles while she picked up her teeth and bled.

[PatrioticAmerican]

"What would you do if she was in front of your car?"

Lay on the horn.

[Rasputin_TheMadMonk]

What would you do if she was in front of your car?

1. Shut off the ignition and step out of the car, locking car after exit.
2. Ask her calmly to move from the roadway.
3. Repeat step two twice.
4. Remove safety from can of Frontiersman bear attack deterrent pepper spray and warn her you are about to fire.
5. Fire a five second burst of pepper spray directed at targets eyes and nose.
6. If subject fails to react, repeat step 5 until method is proven effective.
7. Roll screaming woman from roadway, suggest cold water to stop the pain.
8. Return to car, unlock door, start engine and drive on.

I am an advocate of nonlethal force. Just make the fools wish they were dead.