USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes ~ February 24 2003

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[Bethbg79]

Good Morning Troops!!

Good Morning Canteen crew!!

Wow! 60 posts before 7:30 am!!

[Valin]

When I become king of the world the FIRST thing I am going to do is outlaw mornings...particularly MONDAY MORNING!! We'll go right to 11:00 am tuesday.

[snippy_about_it]

I love your graphic, it's so true! Good morning Beth.

[snippy_about_it]

You can have my vote. Oh, wait a minute, they don't vote for kings...

[Bethbg79]

Good morning!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good morning, tom. I'm feeling fine but I need to go to bed. I need to get up in 2 hours.

[southerngrit]

I'm with you all the way - 11:00 a.m. Tuesdays it will be, by the king of the world's proclamation!!

Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye!

[Bethbg79]

Hey mom! You staying home from work today?

[tomkow6]

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??

A: LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

[tomkow6]

Okay, Kathy! You get some rest...........

To put you mind at ease:

Beth & I will keep an eye on things here at the Canteen

[southerngrit]

Yo, TK...I've gotta friend who wants to hook up with your old lady...they only let him out of the home on Thursdays, though.

Ask her if she's interested.

[southerngrit]

no, baby - I'm just stalling the inevitable. I'm gonna hit the shower now. TTYL

[Bethbg79]

Beth & I will keep an eye on things here at the Canteen

Of Course! Get some rest and we'll see ya later. :-)

[Bethbg79]

Bye momma! Have a good day!

[MeekOneGOP]

Now THERE's a REAL cool cat. Hey, boys, maybe he will play with you !

maybe that will keep the kat awake? ...

[MeekOneGOP]

Ever wonder what a dog is dreaming about ? Here ya go ...

[MeekOneGOP]

[SAMWolf]

Good Morning Everybody.


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[Bethbg79]

Those dogs are hilarious!

[tomkow6]

Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings,
they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then
you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness
of the situation.

Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing
the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably
has a scapegoat.

Plagiarism saves time.

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
large groups.

We waste time, so you don't have to.

Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an
incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock
at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

Succeed in spite of management.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment