To: MeeknMing
Those dogs are hilarious!
79 posted on
02/24/2003 5:41:43 AM PST by
Bethbg79
To: Bethbg79; radu; Radix; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; kneezles; MeeknMing; ...
Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings,
they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then
you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness
of the situation.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing
the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably
has a scapegoat.
Plagiarism saves time.
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
large groups.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an
incompetent slacker.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock
at all.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Succeed in spite of management.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
80 posted on
02/24/2003 5:52:33 AM PST by
tomkow6
(....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....g)
To: Bethbg79
They are funny, thanks. If a person ever feels all their friends have let them down, their dog is always there for them and will never dessert them ...
83 posted on
02/24/2003 6:00:58 AM PST by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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