Posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!
How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!
How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)
Mid...MUD
May I then direct you to XVI.520, 550, and 553.
SHEEEESH, pay attention, my CelebrityJudge Mentor!
Then shaddap & produce it, you-you...*leaker*!
"...if it pleases the court, could I please have a recess until after lunch to provide said photographic evidence."
NO!
Shit or get off the pot, buster.
I've suspected from the beginning you're really Terry McAuliff & now I'm almost sure of it given your lame & repeated delay-delay-delay tactics.
"As I recall, Landru looked quite similar to a MULE in said photo, a photo that can, indeed, be found on the Black threads."
...even *I* wanna to see this.
SEE!!????
~& that's just a small taste of the shenanigans I had to contend with during my tenure on the bench.
As I'd said before, if I'd had my way?
...they'd all be punchin' lic plates & makin' low quarters.
~sigh~
...me li'l heart's a skippin' pitter-patter.
HA!
What she said, again!
OK.
To all the bozos on this bus; form up!!
You heard the Lady!
Pack up your lies & hit the door.
This one's (about) to get pitched out the window on its LACK of merit OR credibility, alone; &, WITH prejudice.
...still, I'd kinda like to see the pic that maniac comes up with.
You're contemptable.
As well as a biggot; since, your obvious anti-woman *&* anti-fat sentiments cannot be contained, can they?
(~& notice I didn't say "controlled," either; since, control's as alien to you -- in anything -- as dairy cows are to the moon.
(ain't that right *poobah-doobah*!!?!! :o) )
And don'tchu DARE [ever] use the word, "eat" in conjunction with that .jpeg again, either.
I'm warning you fair & square: you're mere inches away from being charged with a "Crime Against Humanity" of you go "there" one more time.
...a charge you'll *not* evade this time, bucko.
Well forchrissakes sultan; that trick's as old as the hills.
There's a variation of that one used down in Texas for catchin' lizards.
Sure.
A fella wiggles one finger & while the lizard's watchin' it?
He grabs the sucker with the other hand.
...yankees.
Well forchrissakes sultan; that trick's as old as the hills.
There's a variation of that one used down in Texas for catchin' lizards.
Sure.
A fella wiggles one finger & while the lizard's watchin' it?
He grabs the sucker with the other hand.
...yankees.
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )8^D!! and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalkin' down McAuliffe...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is RAT's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Poohbah...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, ModSquad...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer A$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...Fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, FReepers...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
HOO sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just Fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am...The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!
Boris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/26/2001 6:22 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@int.Negotiable!!)
BabyNate's now a happy, healthy, and LARGE BOY...MUD
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Knock it OFF, Landru...I'm cryin' now...that make you feel like a man?!
MUD
BTW...Anybody git thru to Limbaugh yet to ask him to ANNOUNCE THE FReeper's Rally on the EIB!!!?!!
1-800-282-2882...I'm taping and will AUTOMATICALLY deign the First FReeper to Git Thru to Rush and Announce the Rally a BlackCelebrityJudge with no InternProcess Required!!!! Make sure you mention "FreeRepublic.com", "Jim Robinson", and yer ScreenName to claim yer prize.
The only thing that worries me, is that I kinda can tawlk the lawyer tawlk with ease...either I'm in the wrong profession, or I've been hanging out with the wrong kind of people! *L*
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