Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)

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[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

[Landru]

"That was yer 9th year in college as I recall...MUD"

Yea, at 11 years old.

...asshole. :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

Get well SOON, my good FRiend...we need ya in tip-top FReepin' condition fer the RAT-ROUT!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm really surprised--nay, disappointed--that XVI.403 didn't attract a little more play...I'll try it again next month...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Me, too...ForestGore was wonderful in the Tom Hanks' role...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am aware of the secret handshake!!"

NOPE, yer a woman, you couldn't possibly understand!! OURS is a double-secret handshake in which microchips of TopSecretInfo are passed from one conspirator to the other...LOL!!

Just kiddin' at ya, my fellow RedMan/Squaw...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Squaw'

[sultan88]

"Did MUD ever tell ya the story about Jim Robinson, El Rushbo, and that chick who usedta be Prime Minister of Great Britain?!"

Well, you didn't tell me. But of course your post wasn't addressed to me either. I'd still like to hear it.

[Mudboy Slim]

"As for ChaseR, and BlackJade, being X'd out of here I can just guess who was behind it. That is, of course, if you are trying to provoke me."

LOL...is that what BJ told you?! She's SUCH a kidder...her and ChaseR have been living together since last March in a loft apartment in Richmond's garment district!! Yea, they both work down the hall in our Graphic Design Division. How did BJ tell the story?! Bet'cha she said she and ChaseR had fought to the death and both got Permanently-Banned by the MODS, right?!

Nawww, she was just pullin' yer leg...MUD

[sultan88]

"Kind of a silly wager [read: sucker's bet] don'tcha think? I mean all that is a matter of public record."

The wager was whether I had an autographed pic of one of your cousins Ken or Clete. I do. So I win the bet.

"But have it your way, you're speaking about Cloyd & Brett."

Well, no I was speakin' about your "cousins" Cloyd and Ron, actually. Who is Brett??

"I feigned illness so I could stay home from school & watch that afternoon game -- in B&W -- on TV."

Yep. Except it was a Saturday or Sunday game and there was no school that day. But I listened to all the weekday games in school on my pocket transister radio. That was a great series!

So your Mom is the Brother of Ken Boyer's Dad??

[sultan88]

"I'll sit back and wait to disclose the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer Post #700 (Black XVI)**!!"

Well if one of the other regulars beats you to it before XVI.700, then they win the prize!

[sultan88]

"My brother-in-law is Mark Messier...MUD"

Where's the proof??

[Mudboy Slim]

"The reenactment is on the 23rd."

Thank you...Sunday, 03.23.03...MUD

BTW...I'll call the restaurant tomorrow and confirm the date and TIME...I thought it astarted at 3:00 and we could do lunch before but we might wanna switch it to an after-event gig starting at 3:00 PM EST...meaning dinner would be at 3:00 ON 03/23/03!! Wonder what everybody's doing at 3:33 ON 03/03/03?! That's the question, IMHO.

BTW2...I think my rich-buddy Rusty is flying down from NooYawk that weekend to look at some more investment property and play some golf down at VA Beach, so I'll already be up on TheHill anyway.

[Mudboy Slim]

I don't believe a word of it...MUD

[sultan88]

"...but I may have missed yer solution to "TheRiddle!!"

You have FReepMail.

[Mudboy Slim]

They won't...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I win the bet."

Landru'll NEVER pay up...he's rumored to be all hat and no saddle...MUD

[sultan88]

I know. Landru is penurious to a fault. And he didn't know the names of his four cousins, and he stayed home from school on a weekend to watch the Series! Bet he doesn't get the irony in the "Oxford Town" lyrics, either.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Who is Brett??"

Isn't she the Kennedy girl who RuthlessJoeKennedy lobotomized and stuck in an insane asylum 'cuz she was not worthy of living with the CamelotCrowd?!

Kennedys ARE MURDERERS and Rapists, IMHO...'cept fer JohnJohn, so the RATS had him killed...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'kennedys'
Could not find anybody named 'TDK'
Could not find anybody named 'Came-alot'

SHEEEESH...come on, Lib'rals, anybody gonna even defend the Kennedys?! Grab a new ScreenName and dive in...'cept fer you, Eschoir, unless you promise you've been off the sauce since AT LEAST this morning...as fer you, my li'l chick-a-dee (MM), turn up the Manilow, light those scented candles, and I'll grab the whipped cream and chocolate bernaise.

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...Landru's nuthin' but BadNews!! That's why he's one of my favorite Greasers...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I don't read FReepMail, my FRiend...you can say it out loud...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

AWESOME!!! Thanks fer the heads-up...

SPEAKER LINE-UP:

1st--Opening remarks by John Armor, Esq., UPI columnist.

2nd--Notra Trulock, Accuracy in Media.

3rd--Aziz Al-Taee, Chairman, Iraqi-American Council.

4th--James Parmelee, NorthernVirginiaGOP.com.

5th--Adam Ramey, junior at George Washington University, vice-chair of Young Americans for Freedom, GWU.

6th--Kristinn Taylor, D.C. Chapter of Free Republic.

7th--Blanquita Cullum, host of The BQ View radio show.

8th--The Honorable Robert K. Dornan, former Congressman and USAF veteran.

And maybe a surprise guest or two... still working on it as I write this.