Caption time!!! Presidential hopeful Dickie Gephardt...

[timydnuc]

Dickie: "So you see, I really do have eyebrows. They are transplants from my pubic hair, but they are eyebrows none the less"!

[Pinch]

He couldn't lead a lemming over a cliff, as evidenced from his tenure as the Dem House leader. I really wonder why he or anyone thinks he can lead the country.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

He really looks like one of those wind-up dolls that sloooooowly wound down.

[pankot]

"And so my wife said: 'Dickie, if you were a turd you'd be this big!'"

[tet68]

" I am NOT a Ken doll!"

[45Auto]

Dicky's sole campaign theme is "Vote for me and I'll raise your taxes." Say goodnight, Dick.

[Savage Beast]

"Why is everybody shouting: 'Oong gawa! Oong gawa!"?

[Paul Atreides]

"No! My website is www.dickgephardt2004.com. www.dick.com is Barney Frank's website."

[f.Christian]

A six inch fish (( lie )) in my world is thiiiisss BBBBBeeeegggGGGGGG ! PULLING THE PLUG

"The United Nations is a rectal threshold through which ill-mannered guests egress, but never go home."

"Any guest that treats you as discourteously in your own home . . .

deserves to get . . . his *** kicked (( link )) - - -

all the way back to the Third World - and possibly to the Fourth."

*** . . . my addition !

[El Gato]

My SAT score really was that hihg, would I lie to you?

[solo gringo]

I can Beat hillary Her rump is this wide she can't run she can't jump she is a fat a$$ and a bit&h.

[InvisibleChurch]

I, crook.

[Stultis]

"I promise to reverse the policies of George Bush and bring sophisticated language like 'malaise' back to the presidency."