Caption time!!! Presidential hopeful Dickie Gephardt...

[gov_bean_ counter]

Dang, never seen a white chipmunk before.

[sheltonmac]

"The stick up my butt? Oh, about this big."

[nothingnew]

"Crabman" getting ready to battle with "Godzilla"?

FMCDH

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

They said they found my eyebrows, but then it turned out to be a joke..... Will whoever took my eyebrows please return them now? This isn't funny any more..... I'm trying to run for President, here....

[Quanah]

So...I put a hand on each side of Hillary's butt, and puckered up...like this..

[RansomOttawa]

Whoever poses those mannequins ought to get a little more creative.

[spodefly]

"Hey, if Sharpton can run, why shouldn't I? It's not like people are expecting much."

[dead]

OMG! Look at that crazy left eye!

It's going to haunt my dreams.

[uglybiker]

Ya know, folks don't really call me DICK just because my name is Richard.

[Brett66]

"Hey, does anyone honestly think I'll make it past the primaries?"

[E=MC²]

"And this is my young jimmy cahter impression." "And this is my algore impression." "And this is my tommy dashhole impression." "And this is my hilliary klinton impression."

[UCFRoadWarrior]

"....Unlike my fellow Democrat opponents in 2004....I promise that welfare checks will be this big...."

[Tamzee]

Go ahead, really, drink the Kool-aid, it's good for ya...would we lie??

[MHGinTN]

What he's saying (and he had it put in ads during his re-election campaign in 2000, I think), "Vote for a Republican and another black church will burn. Vote for a Republican and another black man will be gunned down in the hood. Vote for me and reparations are a possibility."

[r9etb]

Gephardt -- betcha didn't know about his old acting job....

[MHGinTN]

And lest we forget too soon, it was Slick Gephadt who stated on Washington JOurnal that 'some of the social security funds should be invested in the private sector, but the government (under democrats) should do the investing since the taxpayers cannot be trusted to do it wosely.'

[JDoutrider]

"E.T." aka "Bondoman" demonstrates how far his campaign will go...

[Just another Joe]

I'm only thiiis much of a space alien.
Can't you tell?

[metalurgist]

If I was Pinochio, my nose would have grown this much during this speach.