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Osama In Coma, Near Death
John Batchelor, WABC Radio - NYC ^
| February 15, 2003
| TommyDale
Posted on 02/15/2003 8:15:06 AM PST by TommyDale
Just before midnight last night, John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, reported that Osama Bin Laden is under heavy guard in a cave in Western Pakistan. He is yellow in color, from failing kidneys, and slips in and out of a coma. The required kidney dialysis has failed to help him.
Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God.
TOPICS: Breaking News; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: mahdi; osamabinladen
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Hmmmm...where is Mohammed in this?
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:15:06 AM PST
by
TommyDale
To: TommyDale
Just make sure his shroud is made out of PIGSKIN.
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:17:18 AM PST
by
YOMO
To: TommyDale
The last time i looked, Kazakhstan was about 1000 miles north of Pakistan and Afghanistan and didn't share a border with either. So how is this reporter on 'location' any more than you or I?
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:17:38 AM PST
by
laconic
To: TommyDale
Wow--a greaet act of martydom via a failed liver!
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:18:31 AM PST
by
The Toad
To: TommyDale
Well, at least the snake is dying a long, slow, painful death. So deserving, and just what most of us hoped for.
To: TommyDale
Hmmmm...where is Mohammed in this?
Mohammed is looking all over the Islamic heaven trying to find 72 virgins. So far no luck. Seems they are more scarce than lawyers and priests.
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:19:18 AM PST
by
hgro
To: TommyDale
Apparently, when he comes out of a coma for a brief period, they will record his voice. Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom. It was stated that some see this as a punishment from God. I guess that would explain his second announcement this week about him dying this year.
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:19:38 AM PST
by
abner
(Cruise the Caribe with FReepers! FRN Network Cruise)
To: TommyDale
Normally you don't turn yellow with end stage kidney disease. You turn yellow with end stage liver disease, ie Jaundice.
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:20:01 AM PST
by
msuMD
To: TommyDale
How would John Batchelor, on location in Kazahkistan, know what is happening in western Pakistan?
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:20:37 AM PST
by
Dog Gone
To: TommyDale
I still believe bin Laden is cave caulk somewhere under Tora Bora. All the "evidence" nothwithstanding, I think he's been dead for more than a year.
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:21:33 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: TommyDale
Of course, if he dies soon, he will be denied his wish for martyrdom.Awww, the poor, poor little fella. If only those marching peacenik ninnies would realiize that we're trying to help Osama out. Stupid liberals!
;^)
To: laconic
Aparently, there are sources located there from whom he obtained the information. I'm only reporting what Mr. Batchelor stated on the air. If you don't believe it, call him and ask him what his sources are.
To: TommyDale
That's the issue that bothers me about the "why don't we go after Osama" yammering that is a favorite Democrat talking point.
To go after Osama, if he is in fact still alive, would require an invasion of Pakistan, and everyone knows it.
Do the Democrats want us to invade Pakistan?
To: msuMD
That is the first thing I noticed too.
Does it effect the truth of the entire story?
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:23:11 AM PST
by
3D-JOY
To: TommyDale
If your doctor is rounded up in Pakistan, how long does it take to die of kidney failure because of a lack of dialysis?
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:23:35 AM PST
by
Ranger
To: TommyDale
Oh, so Ra's Al Ghul is about to drop dead? Where's his Lazarus Pit so he can continue his struggle against Batman?
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:24:47 AM PST
by
mhking
("The home team Iraqis have won the toss and elected to receive...")
To: The Toad
Wow--a greaet act of martydom via a failed liver!
It would go great with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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posted on
02/15/2003 8:25:16 AM PST
by
drjimmy
To: Ranger
I think a few days.
To: TommyDale
When you check the link, go ahead and FReep the poll. It asks about the effectiveness of Powell's speech to the UN.
To: TommyDale
This is the 2nd story about Osama's coming demise.
Al-Queda has determined that a martyred Big 'O' is now preferable to the post-mortem Osama they've been foisting on us with edited tapes.
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