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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Crime/Corruption; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: blackthread; clinton; demonrats; justice; mcauliffe; parodylyrics; reimpeachment; stranglehold; tednugent
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To: KLT
HI!

why aren't you ever home????

have called #, no answer.

FRee dixie,sw

921 posted on 02/23/2003 12:06:31 PM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: KLT
ah-ha! so you went to see "my big fat greek wedding" too, huh?

FRee dixie,sw

922 posted on 02/23/2003 12:08:18 PM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Good morning!
923 posted on 02/23/2003 12:25:53 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: stand watie
LOL, big fat Greek Wedding.....Hmmmmmm...Haven't been to one of those lately....
924 posted on 02/23/2003 1:04:36 PM PST by KLT (NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
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To: stand watie
Phone's been busted....doesn't always ring...but I have your message....will get intouch soon...
925 posted on 02/23/2003 1:05:28 PM PST by KLT (NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
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To: KLT
i was talking about the "windex"!

free dixie,sw

926 posted on 02/23/2003 1:18:35 PM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: KLT
i'll try again this evening!

FRee dixie,sw

927 posted on 02/23/2003 1:19:08 PM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: stand watie
Oh yeah....I use windex for everything....even skin rashes....Hah, Hah, Hah
928 posted on 02/23/2003 4:24:00 PM PST by KLT (NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
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To: KLT
LOL!

free dixie,sw

929 posted on 02/24/2003 7:58:06 AM PST by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: coteblanche; jla; Happygal; iceskater; sultan88; 88; cherry_bomb88
"coteblanche = coat blahnsh - slightly softer sound at the end. Much like 'carte blanche'."

I believe you oughtta pronounce the "cote" with a silent "t"...then again, HOO cares?!

Howdy COE-Blahnsh and JayElEhhhhh***!!!

MUD

***...Jeff sorta reminds me of a spectacled, mustachio'ed Fonzie!! Fonzie couldn't shoot HOOps, either!!

930 posted on 04/15/2003 10:37:37 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
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To: KLT; stand watie
Phone's been busted...LIKELY EXCUSE!!

"What's the Truth?!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")

Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"

My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"

EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"

Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"

A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD


931 posted on 04/15/2003 11:23:33 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
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To: FBD
"60. Disraeli, Robert Blake"
Keegan: "Political biography as it should be written."

Baretta's a writer?!

LOL...MUD

932 posted on 04/15/2003 11:52:18 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
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To: Landru; sultan88; jla
"...our friend, The Sultan, has been observed going up to complete strangers around this place trying to panhandle using the shtick, "Brother can you spare a brussels sprout?"

I say we have a BlackThreadFundRaiser and git po' ol' Sultan some brussel sprouts!! Of course, if he could pick a wife/date fer our dinner, I could have some ordered ahead...MUD

933 posted on 04/15/2003 12:02:09 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
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To: jla; Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; sultan88; Landru; Common Tator; M. Thatcher; holdonnow
"intellectual vanity* and a neurotic guilty conscious."

Alright...here's the REAL TRUE ANSWER, IMHO...it's Power!! Specifically, the Centralization of Power in as few hands as possible!! Why else would ABCCBSNBCCNN be so unanimously AGAINST the De-Centralization of Power from DeeCee and into the State Capitals and Country Courthouses and City Halls?! The RAT-controlled Networks need homogenized NATIONAL NEWS which requires NATION-WIDE CRISISES so that the Federal Leviathan can implement yet another NATIONAL PROGRAM that the Leftist RAT-Medyuh WHORE'D can trumpet as some sorta solution!! Therefore, the RATS are forced to paint Proponents of DisEmpowering the Fed in favor of Empowering States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families and Individuals as EVIL Un-Compassionate Cretins, when in fact our solutions ALWAYS OutPerform the Leftists' ideas...ALWAYS!!

That's why 90% of the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd supports the RATS Socialist Agenda...MUD


420 posted on 02/16/2003 6:50 PM EST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)

934 posted on 04/15/2003 12:05:21 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Let America PROPOSE a NEW League of Nations...The League of FReeNations!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!!
935 posted on 04/16/2003 7:40:34 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
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To: boris
It may be belated, but I wanted to apologize fer going off on you fer criticizing Mia T's work...I still defend Mia T unashamedly, but I went waaay over the line in attacking you and yer motives.

My Sincere FReegards...MUD

936 posted on 03/15/2004 11:42:21 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: sultan88
"I promise to FReep two whole songs during the course of this thread.
15 posted on 02/10/2003 9:36:52 AM EST by sultan88

Well, you done yet?!

LOL...MUD

937 posted on 04/15/2004 6:23:37 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Landru; BOBTHENAILER; budwiesest; conservativemusician; GunsareOK; Flora McDonald; GeorgeW23225
"Proverbs 29:4 By justice a king gives a country stability, but one who is greedy for bribes tears it down."
Posted on 08/27/2001 02:49:36 PDT by Russell Scott

To: Russell Scott
Thanks, my FRiend...Sun Tzu, "If the situation is one of victory but the sovereign has issued orders not to engage, the general may decide to fight." Also, Sun Tzu, "When the Enemy defends indefensible terrain, ENGAGE THE ENEMY!!"

FReegards...MUD (08/27/2001)

BTW...this next song is bound to tick off some of the more vociferous BushBOTS on account of me calling our President by his first name, but you can bet I'm gonna finish her up and the boys in the band can play this one to the "T"!!

"Hey, George!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe")

Hey George...whatcha doin' with that Power you have?!
Hey George...I say, whatch doin' with that Power we gave?! Yo!!
Right's gonna shout the truth like Dutch Reagan...
You know we fought Dem Leftists 'bout Big Government!!
Yeah, Right's gonna now regroup 'round Ron Reagan!!
You know we fought Demn Leftists 'cuz they're Big Government!!
Hunh!! DemRATS ain't too cool!!
Hunh?! Hey George...I heard yer gonna devolve Power...
You got the Power now!!
Hey George...Right's WORD is "NOT" to save the Power!!
You got the Power to DE-Power...yeah!!
YEAH!!

To be continued...MUD

938 posted on 12/14/2004 9:19:28 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
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To: Landru; Liz; Howlin; BufordP; FreeTheHostages; jla; KLT; Happygal; Libloather
"Muddy1?"

"For the sake of argument what I've stated was not even considering whether I'm pro or con Tort Reform, OK? My point, my only point is THAT up to NOW? There's been nothing, nada, nyet in the way of Tort Reform; moreover, when there WAS a move made in the direction of TR via a mere discussion (by NewtG)?"

Looks like Dubyuh's gonna be a big winner by making Tort Reform an issue in his second term...and I believe it will be a big winner in terms of votes!!

"The "author" (NewtG) was quickly snuffed in a bloodless assasination. Is there a *link* between NewtG, Tort Reform, and Newt's fate? Who knows? Can't say there wasn't any more than one could insist there was, eh? While the *timing* sure does smell IMO. What is so hard to understand about that? That stuff's history, for crying out loud."

Is it though?! Just becuz Gingrich couldn't make Tort Reform a reality don't mean it ain't still a plausible--and NOBLE--goal!!

"Nothing even *I* could spin, distort, or lie about even if I wanted to. Listen...IF there's a move made by Dubya nationally that'll even remotely be similar to the TR he enacted in Texas?? (as Ragtime Cowgirl suggested?) You have to know I'd personally be behind Dubya a rock-solid 101%."

Time to ante up, my FRiend!!

"But if it's all the same to you? I'll just wait to see what our POTUS does; before I go getting all in a lather. Unless you've *a* suggestion you're keeping to yourself you'd care to share? {g}"

The success of Dubyuh's second term hinges upon our ability to coax him to the BoldRight on any number of issues, imho...I feel the Republican Party has more to lose by playing it safe than by aggressively pursuing a legitimate conservative agenda over the next 2-4 years!! Let's bring the fight to the DemonRATS!!

FReegards...MUD

939 posted on 12/14/2004 9:36:50 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
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To: Landru
"Whaaaat's this? Next I suppose you're gonna tell us you wander the earth in sack cloth & sandals, huh?"

Heh heh henh...yeah, I wear sandals and look harmless, but I'm a mean, nasty, Skoal-dippin', beer-swillin', Tequila-shootin', patriotic-song-beltin', Redskin/Wahoo-rootin' SOB when I wanna be...LOL!!

FReegards...the PrescientOne (12/28/2001)

940 posted on 12/14/2004 9:56:45 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH the HildaBeast's Hubby!!)
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